The REAL Paris Hilton Vid...
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That's great. Thanks for posting it. I've never been that enthralled with her, but after reading her Maxim story, which was basically two paragraphs of "I'm such a down to earth, cool person, I'm not the snob you read about," followed by two pages of her being a stuck-up, not-down-to-earth snob, I don't mind seeing her exploited.
PARIS BARES NO SHAME IN THIS PORN VID
PARIS BARES NO SHAME IN THIS PORN VID
New York Post Article....
November 11, 2003 -- IS PARIS burning? No, but she sure is smokin.' And very much awake. And just this side of legal tender.
Yes, the infamous seXXX-rated video of Paris Hilton, the hotel heiress in which she has every kind of unprotected sex with Shannen Doherty's on-again/off-again hubby, Rick Solomon, hit the newsroom yesterday. Just before it hits the Internet.
And despite the spin that her family's lawyers are putting on it, Paris, the airhead heiress not only does not appear to be out of it, she's clearly very much into it.
Yes, the girl who put the "lite" in socialite looks like a willing, eager and hardly camera-shy participant. Think Monica Lewinsky with no body fat.
She is, (and it is), without a doubt, a parent's worst nightmare. Well, unless of course you are Paris' parents, Kathy and Rick Hilton - then maybe you're living the dream.
I mean, let's be honest, the naked, probably drunk, 19-year-old sexed-up girl (it was shot three years ago) in this video is everything you raised her to be - and is playing exactly the role you raised her to play.
What are you so suddenly shocked and angry about? Did you find out she was having unprotected sex in a Marriott and not a Hilton hotel?
Come on!
Where the hell have you been since your two daughters were running wild at 14? How did you allow them out to go clubbing and looking all sexed-up at an age when they should have been home with you having dinner and doing homework?
You could have stopped it - fast.
What the hell were you thinking when you were out with Paris and Nicky on Rodeo Drive buying those hooker haute couture outfits when other kids their ages were wearing basketball, soccer and volleyball uniforms?
At least that's what my daughter was wearing at 14 - and so were all her friends. And yes, we lived in the big, bad city, not in the protected 'burbs, and especially not in leafy, lofty Beverly Hills.
So many bucks, so few brains.
Beverly Hills is like some Third World country full of too many illiterates. Decadent, rich, illiterates.
Paris Hilton, (the girl, not the hotel) was, in a sentence, raised to be famous for being famous for accomplishing exactly nothing. Exciting. Exploited. Extreme. Embarrassing. But never disappointing. Like an F. Scott Fitzgerald socialite - all grease and no machinery.
And who are the parents mad at now? Solomon - not their daughter for participating, nor themselves for letting it get this far. Right.
IN Solomon's ugly video, pathetic Paris stays true to her true calling, getting her face, and every other part of her, in front of the camera.
In fact at one point, she even pushes her, er, pumped up paramour out of the picture altogether - and almost off the bed.
When Solomon asks her which of them is on camera, she gleefully purrs, "Me!" proving that most dangerous place on the planet is between Paris Hilton and a camera.
As a mom, my mind boggles at the thought that any 19-year-old girl could turn out this way not because she was denied everything in life - but because she was given everything in life.
And proof of her terrible self-image is evident in her choice of partners, particularly this Solomon guy, (also named Rick, but after this video, he'll probably have another moniker), an Internet gambling bazillionaire, who was 30 at the time of the taping (Hilton was about 19).
Solomon was (in the video at least) not exactly the kind of guy you'd want your daughter to bring home, let alone, to God forbid, to stay home with. I'd burn the house down first. Her parents should have hunted him down like a dog in the street before they ever let their teenager near him.
In fact, he's looks about as awful, and repulsive as a man can get, as the two cavort totally naked, switching from one position to another for the home-made video.
You'll be happy to know he apparently hasn't improved. His newest video venture, the artfully named "Beverly Hills Pimps Ho's," reportedly features "the saddest, richest, and hottest" girls in positions only Cirque du Soleil performers can do without throwing their backs out.
His parents must be so proud. Too.
PARIS BARES NO SHAME IN THIS PORN VID
New York Post Article....
November 11, 2003 -- IS PARIS burning? No, but she sure is smokin.' And very much awake. And just this side of legal tender.
Yes, the infamous seXXX-rated video of Paris Hilton, the hotel heiress in which she has every kind of unprotected sex with Shannen Doherty's on-again/off-again hubby, Rick Solomon, hit the newsroom yesterday. Just before it hits the Internet.
And despite the spin that her family's lawyers are putting on it, Paris, the airhead heiress not only does not appear to be out of it, she's clearly very much into it.
Yes, the girl who put the "lite" in socialite looks like a willing, eager and hardly camera-shy participant. Think Monica Lewinsky with no body fat.
She is, (and it is), without a doubt, a parent's worst nightmare. Well, unless of course you are Paris' parents, Kathy and Rick Hilton - then maybe you're living the dream.
I mean, let's be honest, the naked, probably drunk, 19-year-old sexed-up girl (it was shot three years ago) in this video is everything you raised her to be - and is playing exactly the role you raised her to play.
What are you so suddenly shocked and angry about? Did you find out she was having unprotected sex in a Marriott and not a Hilton hotel?
Come on!
Where the hell have you been since your two daughters were running wild at 14? How did you allow them out to go clubbing and looking all sexed-up at an age when they should have been home with you having dinner and doing homework?
You could have stopped it - fast.
What the hell were you thinking when you were out with Paris and Nicky on Rodeo Drive buying those hooker haute couture outfits when other kids their ages were wearing basketball, soccer and volleyball uniforms?
At least that's what my daughter was wearing at 14 - and so were all her friends. And yes, we lived in the big, bad city, not in the protected 'burbs, and especially not in leafy, lofty Beverly Hills.
So many bucks, so few brains.
Beverly Hills is like some Third World country full of too many illiterates. Decadent, rich, illiterates.
Paris Hilton, (the girl, not the hotel) was, in a sentence, raised to be famous for being famous for accomplishing exactly nothing. Exciting. Exploited. Extreme. Embarrassing. But never disappointing. Like an F. Scott Fitzgerald socialite - all grease and no machinery.
And who are the parents mad at now? Solomon - not their daughter for participating, nor themselves for letting it get this far. Right.
IN Solomon's ugly video, pathetic Paris stays true to her true calling, getting her face, and every other part of her, in front of the camera.
In fact at one point, she even pushes her, er, pumped up paramour out of the picture altogether - and almost off the bed.
When Solomon asks her which of them is on camera, she gleefully purrs, "Me!" proving that most dangerous place on the planet is between Paris Hilton and a camera.
As a mom, my mind boggles at the thought that any 19-year-old girl could turn out this way not because she was denied everything in life - but because she was given everything in life.
And proof of her terrible self-image is evident in her choice of partners, particularly this Solomon guy, (also named Rick, but after this video, he'll probably have another moniker), an Internet gambling bazillionaire, who was 30 at the time of the taping (Hilton was about 19).
Solomon was (in the video at least) not exactly the kind of guy you'd want your daughter to bring home, let alone, to God forbid, to stay home with. I'd burn the house down first. Her parents should have hunted him down like a dog in the street before they ever let their teenager near him.
In fact, he's looks about as awful, and repulsive as a man can get, as the two cavort totally naked, switching from one position to another for the home-made video.
You'll be happy to know he apparently hasn't improved. His newest video venture, the artfully named "Beverly Hills Pimps Ho's," reportedly features "the saddest, richest, and hottest" girls in positions only Cirque du Soleil performers can do without throwing their backs out.
His parents must be so proud. Too.
Jeezuz, fuk!
That was some shitty video! It looked like two raccoons beating through the garbage cans!
On the other hand, there was a great posting just below the video links on the opening page!
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November.6. 2003
Subject: The most mother-****ing-ridiculous thing I?ve ever said.
So I was in the bathroom at work today. I approached the urinal like normal, and started to my business. Now, being only 20, and not having those long years of peeing under my belt, I have severe stage fright when it comes to public urination. I hate peeing right next to another guy, so as usual I was at the very last and most isolated urinal possible. With the bathroom perfectly quiet, I was definitely in the zone. Just before I was able to start leaking the old lizard, in walks another dude, totally shattering my confidence. I swear, the only thing worse than peeing next to another guy, is peeing next to another, much older guy. Correction, a much older guy who just so happens to be your boss. Now, I don?t know if urinal etiquette is a new concept, known only by us young ones, but this bastard walked right to the end of the bathroom, passing countless toilets, and started his business not more than 6 inches from me. Not only this, but he somehow decided that this would be the perfect time to strike up a conversation with me: ?How?s it going? Working hard?? This was quite possibly, the single most awkward moment of my life. Focusing on trying to pee as fast as I possibly could, I tried not to turn my boss, and said the first thing that came to my mind: ?I?m so hard.? Obviously, given the situation, I was trying to say ?Very hard?, or something of that sort, but choked under the pressure. Having no idea how to recover from this, the most mother-****ing-ridiculous thing I?ve ever said, I didn?t say a word, hoping it would simply just go away. Somehow, whether he misheard, or chose to ignore my incredibly gay response, he came back with: "Yeah, I remember those days. Talk about a son of a bitch.?
By this point, I had been standing at the urinal for about a minute and a half without peeing. I started to panic. Not only does my boss now think I?m gay, chances are he?s under the impression that I?m in the bathroom masturbating. Instead of letting this situation get out of hand, I decide pull in, do a phantom flush, and get the **** out. As I was walking towards the sink to try and rebuild my reputation by giving the impression that I?m somewhat clean, he says: ?Son?if I could give you one piece of advice, use the stall next time.? Words to live by my friends.
That was some shitty video! It looked like two raccoons beating through the garbage cans!
On the other hand, there was a great posting just below the video links on the opening page!
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November.6. 2003
Subject: The most mother-****ing-ridiculous thing I?ve ever said.
So I was in the bathroom at work today. I approached the urinal like normal, and started to my business. Now, being only 20, and not having those long years of peeing under my belt, I have severe stage fright when it comes to public urination. I hate peeing right next to another guy, so as usual I was at the very last and most isolated urinal possible. With the bathroom perfectly quiet, I was definitely in the zone. Just before I was able to start leaking the old lizard, in walks another dude, totally shattering my confidence. I swear, the only thing worse than peeing next to another guy, is peeing next to another, much older guy. Correction, a much older guy who just so happens to be your boss. Now, I don?t know if urinal etiquette is a new concept, known only by us young ones, but this bastard walked right to the end of the bathroom, passing countless toilets, and started his business not more than 6 inches from me. Not only this, but he somehow decided that this would be the perfect time to strike up a conversation with me: ?How?s it going? Working hard?? This was quite possibly, the single most awkward moment of my life. Focusing on trying to pee as fast as I possibly could, I tried not to turn my boss, and said the first thing that came to my mind: ?I?m so hard.? Obviously, given the situation, I was trying to say ?Very hard?, or something of that sort, but choked under the pressure. Having no idea how to recover from this, the most mother-****ing-ridiculous thing I?ve ever said, I didn?t say a word, hoping it would simply just go away. Somehow, whether he misheard, or chose to ignore my incredibly gay response, he came back with: "Yeah, I remember those days. Talk about a son of a bitch.?
By this point, I had been standing at the urinal for about a minute and a half without peeing. I started to panic. Not only does my boss now think I?m gay, chances are he?s under the impression that I?m in the bathroom masturbating. Instead of letting this situation get out of hand, I decide pull in, do a phantom flush, and get the **** out. As I was walking towards the sink to try and rebuild my reputation by giving the impression that I?m somewhat clean, he says: ?Son?if I could give you one piece of advice, use the stall next time.? Words to live by my friends.
could anyone give me a reason why th eplug in won't work on my computer ? am i doing something wrong ?
That website bills itself as the "Home of the Paris Hilton & Olsen Twins sex tapes" so naturally my next question is ...................
WHERE IS THE DAMN OLSEN VIDEO ?????
WHERE IS THE DAMN OLSEN VIDEO ?????
Hey Longhorn, try following the side link to eightysixed. Go to the bottom of that and try next link. By the way, I hope you like night vision.
