The Sensitive Man
A woman met a man in a bar.
They talked; they connected; they ended up leaving together..
They got back to his place,
And as he showed her around his apartment.
she noticed that one wall of his bedroom was
completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There were three shelves in the bedroom,
with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched
by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along
the bottom shelf.
Medium-sized bears covered the
length of the middle shelf.
And huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an
obviously masculine guy
to have such a large collection of
teddy bears.
She was quite impressed by his
sensitive side.
but didn't mention this to him.
They shared a bottle of wine and
continued talking and,
after awhile, she found herself thinking,
'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future
father of my children?'
She turned to him and kissed him
lightly on the lips.
He responded warmly.
They continued to kiss, the passion built,
and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carried her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other's
clothes and made hot, steamy love.
She was so overwhelmed that she
responded with more passion,
more creativity, more heat than she
had ever known.
After an intense, explosive night
of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they were lying there together in
the afterglow.
The woman rolled over, gently
stroked his chest and asked coyly,
'Well, how was it?'
The guy gently smiled at her,
stroked her cheek,
looked deeply into her eyes,
and said:
'Help yourself to any prizefrom the middle shelf'
A woman met a man in a bar.
They talked; they connected; they ended up leaving together..
They got back to his place,
And as he showed her around his apartment.
she noticed that one wall of his bedroom was
completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There were three shelves in the bedroom,
with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched
by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along
the bottom shelf.
Medium-sized bears covered the
length of the middle shelf.
And huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an
obviously masculine guy
to have such a large collection of
teddy bears.
She was quite impressed by his
sensitive side.
but didn't mention this to him.
They shared a bottle of wine and
continued talking and,
after awhile, she found herself thinking,
'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future
father of my children?'
She turned to him and kissed him
lightly on the lips.
He responded warmly.
They continued to kiss, the passion built,
and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carried her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other's
clothes and made hot, steamy love.
She was so overwhelmed that she
responded with more passion,
more creativity, more heat than she
had ever known.
After an intense, explosive night
of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they were lying there together in
the afterglow.
The woman rolled over, gently
stroked his chest and asked coyly,
'Well, how was it?'
The guy gently smiled at her,
stroked her cheek,
looked deeply into her eyes,
and said:
'Help yourself to any prizefrom the middle shelf'
