>A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a
>quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The
dad
>realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking,
shouting
>for help.
>
>A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue
business
>suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper
and
>sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
puts
>her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and
places
>it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried,
>across the market. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of
the
>boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever
more
>firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up
the
>quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing
the
>boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat
in
>the coffee bar without saying a word.
>As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill
effects,
>the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
"I've
>never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are
you
>a doctor?"
>"No," the woman replies. "I work for the IRS."
>quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The
dad
>realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking,
shouting
>for help.
>
>A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue
business
>suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper
and
>sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
puts
>her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and
places
>it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried,
>across the market. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of
the
>boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever
more
>firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up
the
>quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing
the
>boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat
in
>the coffee bar without saying a word.
>As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill
effects,
>the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
"I've
>never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are
you
>a doctor?"
>"No," the woman replies. "I work for the IRS."
