The Tea Party is good for something

[Duff Miver]

They're mad as hell, won't take it any longer, and are ready to revolt. That's the good part. We can damned well use a revolt.

The problem is - the Teabaggers are intentionally ignorant, so they allow themselves to be tricked into rebelling against their own best interests. They think John Boner is fighting for them over a $40 billion cut in spending. $40 billion? That's $140 per citizen. One hundred and forty WHOLE DOLLARS! Three bucks a week! And the baggers are wound up about that.:shrug:

Now if we could just find a way to get the Teabaggers awake and intelligent, they'd do a lot of good.

 

[Duff Miver]

Attention patriotic American women

Attention patriotic American women

PLEASE DON'T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY!

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA

DAY Description:

Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other
Than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their

House completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses
To demonstrate their support for the women

And to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists

And applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

P.S.
If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing,

Lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.

 

[Trench]

They're mad as hell, won't take it any longer, and are ready to revolt. That's the good part. We can damned well use a revolt.

The problem is - the Teabaggers are intentionally ignorant, so they allow themselves to be tricked into rebelling against their own best interests. They think John Boner is fighting for them over a $40 billion cut in spending. $40 billion? That's $140 per citizen. One hundred and forty WHOLE DOLLARS! Three bucks a week! And the baggers are wound up about that.:shrug:

Now if we could just find a way to get the Teabaggers awake and intelligent, they'd do a lot of good.

1. Lower the corporate tax rate to 20% and close ALL tax loopholes for corporations. I just returned hundreds of $billions to the U.S. Treasury and most likely created hundreds of thousands of U.S. jobs.

2. Cap U.S. defense spending at $1000 per capita. Since the U.S. population is currently 308.7 million and total defense spending for fiscal year 2011 is $895 Billion, I just slashed $586.3 Billion from the budget.

3. Use a portion of the tax revenue and budget savings I've just created to expand Medicare to every single U.S. citizen. Since I've just removed what is by far and away the biggest expense to all U.S. corporations, they can now afford to pay U.S. employees living wages and more generous benefits.

I'm much smarter than John Boehner. :0corn

 

[Duff Miver]

I'm much smarter than John Boehner. :0corn

Damned with faint praise.

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

 

[Lumi]

Whether Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, or Independent, we all owe the Tea Party Patriots a debt of gratitude for their efforts over the last few years.

The Tea Party Patriots have clearly demonstrated to politicians of all parties that "We the People" really does mean US and not them.

The patriots who have marched, gathered, and organized rallies in small towns and big cities across our country, demanding that politicians from all parties strictly adhere to the U.S. Constitution have done all of us a great service by shining a harsh spotlight on those politicos who see our beloved Constitution as just an annoying obstacle to be ignored in their quest to create even bigger government and further erode our personal liberty.

Of course, as a result of the Tea Part Patriots' success, they are demonized most by those who fear them.

 

[Skulnik]

Whether Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, or Independent, we all owe the Tea Party Patriots a debt of gratitude for their efforts over the last few years.

The Tea Party Patriots have clearly demonstrated to politicians of all parties that "We the People" really does mean US and not them.

The patriots who have marched, gathered, and organized rallies in small towns and big cities across our country, demanding that politicians from all parties strictly adhere to the U.S. Constitution have done all of us a great service by shining a harsh spotlight on those politicos who see our beloved Constitution as just an annoying obstacle to be ignored in their quest to create even bigger government and further erode our personal liberty.

Of course, as a result of the Tea Part Patriots' success, they are demonized most by those who fear them.

:0074

 

[Lumi]

Skul,

drop a note... :0008