The Three Bears In 2003: To Funny

[Justinsmom829]

THIS SHOULD END ALL 3 BEARS STORIES

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table,

he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my

porridge?!!", he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives at the big table and

sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also

empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?!!,"he roars. Momma

Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen

and yells, "For Christ's sake, how many times do we have to go

through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up

first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was

Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who

unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything

away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early

morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set

the damn table, it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out,

cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish,

and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses

downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy

presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more

time.

"I HAVEN'T MADE THE ****ING PORRIDGE YET !!

Miss Melissa :thefinger

 

[freelancc]

a mother's work is never done...

 

[Justinsmom829]

Never ever. And most of us never even complain.

 

[Helen]

That momma has it easy........try it with a husband, 2 daughters, and a son. No joke, they all want your complete attention all at once. Somedays, I want to change my name. "MOM HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Justinsmom829]

Well, I couldn't imagine. I have one three year old who goes to his dad's house 2 nights a week and every other weekend and sometimes I feel like pulling my hair out. But then he smiles or says something or does something and it all seems worth it. Every minute of it.

Missy

 

[TBONEZ0295]

Are you ready for this......................

THIS MAMA BEAR has 3 teenagers one 11 yr. old my sons girlfriend "NEVER" goes home. My 15yr old daughters friends mother asked me last week if I would like some child support "she never goes home either"Thats 6 kids since summer stared ,not to mention the Brewers kids come for a few days and don't want to go home either.........I don't know why I'm very stricked.........

I have to admit Miss I complain..................

THAT MAMA BEAR SOUNDS JUST LIKE ME

but while we are here I admire Both you and Helen I don't say this much to ANYONE because I never see anyone I would care to make such a comment, BUT the 2 of you girls are GREAT MOTHERS for real

Helen I'm right there with you MOM HAS LEFT THE BUILDING..............only difference between me and you is I CAN AND DO VACATION ALOT " WITHOUT MY KIDS" lol

 

[Helen]

Believe me sister, once mine are older I'm outta here too...can't for them to be old enough to take care of themselves. I feel too guilty right now asking someone to change diapers and all the other stuff that goes along with it. But once that's over, Jim and I will be off some place or another, OFTEN!!!!!!!!!!