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> My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet.
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> Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.
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> She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.
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> As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
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> About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.
> We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts.
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> Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.
> The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.)
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> Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
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> The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......I just never saw one mounted and framed."
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> My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet.
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> Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.
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> She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.
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> As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
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> About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.
> We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts.
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> Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.
> The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.)
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> Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
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> The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......I just never saw one mounted and framed."
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