The Top 14 Tips for Dating the Daughter of a Mafia Guy
14> Get on her dad's good side by offering to start his car.
13> You might want to keep the fact that you're allergic to pasta to yourself.
12> Rest assured that if the two of you party too much, her father's men will be there to bail you out -- just like the President's daughter!
11> Keep the salami in its package.
10> Pre-break your kneecaps to render future threats pointless.
9> When her father asks how much interest you have in his daughter, offer a figure of at least 40%.
8> Remember, the 8mm Glock goes to the "right" of the dessert spoon.
7> "Getting whacked" is not the same as getting a hand job.
6> Chances are that her father won't be amused by the cotton balls in your mouth.
5> Learn to hold your breath underwater for 3-4 weeks.
4> Hands off or YOU become a soprano.
3> When her father asks if you're "using protection," show him a pistol, *not* a condom.
2> "Big Pu$$y" jokes aren't really appreciated.
...and the Number 1 Tip for Dating the Daughter of a Mafia Guy...
1> Before complimenting her father's moustache, be absolutely certain it IS her father.
:weed:
14> Get on her dad's good side by offering to start his car.
13> You might want to keep the fact that you're allergic to pasta to yourself.
12> Rest assured that if the two of you party too much, her father's men will be there to bail you out -- just like the President's daughter!
11> Keep the salami in its package.
10> Pre-break your kneecaps to render future threats pointless.
9> When her father asks how much interest you have in his daughter, offer a figure of at least 40%.
8> Remember, the 8mm Glock goes to the "right" of the dessert spoon.
7> "Getting whacked" is not the same as getting a hand job.
6> Chances are that her father won't be amused by the cotton balls in your mouth.
5> Learn to hold your breath underwater for 3-4 weeks.
4> Hands off or YOU become a soprano.
3> When her father asks if you're "using protection," show him a pistol, *not* a condom.
2> "Big Pu$$y" jokes aren't really appreciated.
...and the Number 1 Tip for Dating the Daughter of a Mafia Guy...
1> Before complimenting her father's moustache, be absolutely certain it IS her father.
:weed:
