The Vibrator

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As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within.


Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.


Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"

The daughter replied,"Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door.


Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."


A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home from a shopping
trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room.

They entered that area and observed the husband/father sitting on the couch, staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"


The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."
 
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TBONEZ0295 said:
:142smilie Looks like Bahamama's father has finally excepted the inevitable...........
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LOL, Funny T ....seems like the *softball team* reference struck a nerve with somone ;)

but sorry, my dad didn't have to accept the inevitable, since i've already been there/done that on the hubby thing. Choose not to do it again in the near future. (and ain't it amazing how RAYMOND probably thinks the same way) ;)

oh, BTW, how are things going in that other forum?? seems to be really hopping...LOL

not surprising tho, since the wife of someone that SELLS picks is in 18th place in a contest. but i'm sure you'll come back and say that he won't help you because he doesn't WANT a 15K betting account.
 
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very funny who was the one begging for them i went 8-0 on my site last week you are nothing but trouble leave me out of your shit. if i remember you wrote me for picks i did not write you,and that is not that it went. you wrote and called me asking for plays for contest and if you say you did not you are full of shit. and why did you ask me and it was 2 weeks for plays. you have stated trouble every week now for 5 weeks with someone. your good and cut and pasting the parts you want to only a scab keeps peoples emails to cut them up and paste them at a later dtae and use the parts they want to use. bottom line you came to me and what do you think i was going to give you service plays also gave you 3 winners the one week and the other week was not good why did you ned me to help you any way, even better question why did you even bring me up,you have a agenda but it won't work, my service does just fine ask those on here.
 
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LOL, Funny T ....seems like the *softball team* reference struck a nerve with somone

"nah not really!!!! I just think its funny! I never even faught with ANYONE around here untill all of that shit happened. IT WAS FUN THOUGH !!! LMAO"


but sorry, my dad didn't have to accept the inevitable, since i've already been there/done that on the hubby thing. Choose not to do it again in the near future. (and ain't it amazing how RAYMOND probably thinks the same way)

"sorry to disapoint mama but RAYMOND wouldn't even give you a second thought . LOL not even a first thought !"




oh, BTW, how are things going in that other forum?? seems to be really hopping...LOL

"since you've asked they are doing quite well +56% last week and 15-5 on there 5* plays , THANKS FOR ASKING !!!!!!!" Jack its NOT at all my style to advertise you know that I was just gracefully answering mama's ????




not surprising tho, since the wife of someone that SELLS picks is in 18th place in a contest. but i'm sure you'll come back and say that he won't help you because he doesn't WANT a 15K betting account.

"LMAO :D That is "the" funniest thing yet! The last 3 weeks I went 12-3 , prior to that LOL fletcher was sending me games . Would you like me to cut and paste the emails LMAO :D"

"Thanks for the entertainment I enjoyed it ;) See you at the superbowl ;) "
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fletcher said:
a little late for the edit i already saw it i am up.
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don't worry , you should know me better LOL no need to edit I just messed something up LMAO boy your up early

well I guess it won't be long befor Jack wakes up to your emails, or phone calls to PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't get it :shrug: you must have been so closely paying attention to this thread its what 4:15 am where you are and 7:15 where I am and you responded in like 10 minutes of my post ?????? Damn the madjack forum police are up early LMAO
 
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Man oh Man the shit continues in here. Jack I guess this is our fault too.

I love how people have a lot to say when no one is around to read it. Real good job Mama talk shit when no one is here to defend themselves.

I just find it amusing how you choose to bring up the softball team in the other thread. You don't know me or anyone else on the softball team so maybe you should just leave me out it. I am apart of the softball team and don't like to be reference by people like you.

Damn this forum is to much!!!

Miss Missy
 
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