They are awfully weird in Durham...

[Sun Tzu]

Ever wondered what is on that list they pss around? A copy of the
Cameron Crazee Cliff Notes for UVa:

Duke vs. Virginia
Cameron Indoor Stadium
January 16, 2005

The Basics -
-For most of us, welcome back. This is the first ACC home game for Duke
with school in session. Let's be loud, -Though most of you probably
know, the team is a little thin at the moment, but they keep pulling out
gutsy wins. Let's give them the applause they deserve when they step on
the court. -Please, Please, please remember to slow down your cheers. If
they starting to fast people don't have enough time to catch on.

The No, No's...
-Freshman...when we are on defense, DO NOT WAIVE YOUR HANDS while
shouting "ohhhhhh"... this is only for when a player fouls out or when
the opposing team does something we don't agree with. -The "Our House"
cheer should be used very sparingly, not when we're crushing an
opponant. -Please do not bring bags into Cameron. Security doesn't like
it, and they're going to start turning people away for it

The dirt on Our Opponant - The UVA Cavaliers
-The head coach is Pete Gillen. Many of you know about his recent
problems with job security. This is NOT something to taunt him about.
Coach K berated the crowd for such taunts to another coach last year
-Coach Gillen if often criticized for calling quick timeouts. Perhaps if
Duke scores the first basket or right around the first minute of the
game we could start chanting "Time out, Pete", "Time out, Pete." -I'm
going to set the over/under for UVa's first time out at 2 minutes...any
takers? -Coach Gillen sweats...a lot -Gillen has a big head, and kind of
looks like a goomba from Super Mario Brothers Gillen tends to put a
towel on the ground and kneel on it during games. Perhaps we can point
back and forth between him and crazy towel guy and chant, "Crazy Towel
Guy, Sweaty Towel Guy."

-#32 - Jason Cain: When he goes to shoot a free throw, try chanting "you
killed Abel" (as in the story of Cain and Abel) -#44 Sean Singletary: He
is UVa's freshman point guard. Let's do everything to get under his skin
(much like we did to Wake's Chris Paul as a Freshman last year). His
mom's name is .... Father's name is ..., and has two older brothers,
.... and ..... Apparantly he enjoys listening to music. -#33 Devin
Smith: This kid is impressive. Last year he had a heniated disk and
wasn't able to practice, but still played in all the games. If anyone
has ever had a herniated disk, they know its hard enough to walk. He
deserves our respect.

The Blue Devils - We've got some new ones...
-Any time someone makes a nasty play against the other team (like a
block or a steal) try chanting "you got served, you got served". -#15
Sean Dockery: any time Dockery makes a steal, let's chant "Kleptomaniac!
Clap Clap Clap, etc #5 Daniel Ewing: Dan the Man, in the same cadence as
Let's Go Duke. #21 Demarcus Nelson: "He's on Da-Mark" or "Hey Markie
You're so fine" (Hey
Mickie)

-Have suggestions for ideas or cheers? Add the name "CheerSheets" to
your AIM Buddy List. Thanks to those of you who have already sent
stuff...keep it up! -Please do not give out CheerSheets screen name to
people at other schools...I'm tired of dealing with them! -Next Home
Game-Maryland, Wednesday, January 26 @ 9:00.

 

[gjn23]

"hey nerds, heres what to say..by the way we wear white, our team name is the blue devils and we win if we score more points than the other team"

what a bunch of losers

 

[2muchchalk]

sun tzu, i enjoyed that write up

 

[Garrett]

HOW FUKKIN GAY
:mj15:

 

[vinnie]

:mj10:

 

[Sun Tzu]

That's why they are Puke. But Dick Vitale thinks those goobers in the stand are really cool.

 

[lowell]

must be kind of boring in texas that you have time to show your fascination or envy with something a few students put together.at least they don't build ridiculous and dangerous bonfires like at tx am or wear roy rogers and dale evans orange clothes. do they teach a class at tx on how to do the hook em horns?. perhaps you could note in your ramblings they duke is the only undefeated team in the conference with almost no bench.seems like they were picked to come in 4th and are sitting atop standings.

 

[primate22]

wow,
what a bunch of flippin losers.
you forgot to mention that duke is one of the most o-ver-ra-ted teams in the country. maybe that is a cheer those terds should learn.
4th place sounds about right to me.

 

[rouxdog]

Overrated?....
I think some years, that could be true, but how can you call them overrated with the schedule that they have played to date? I know its hip to hate Duke, but come on.

 

[lowell]

hate and jealousy are sometimes connected. duke will take their lumps with unc,wake,tech and maybe next wed at maryland but they will play hard every game. next year 6 new recruits will be in durham and they will make a difference. coach k loves this team because they have to play hard every game or they can lose every game. at the unc basketball boards there was a post about the duke cheers. there were 10000 hits on this one subject

 

[primate22]

yes i know they are undefeated.
they have played mich st at home,and okl in ny. i wouldnt call their schedule anything special. 4 road games out of 14.
@davidson
@valpo
@nc st
@mia
it is just my oppinion that this team will run into trouble very soon.
today @ fsu
1/26 maryland
2/2 @ wf
2/5 gt
2/9 unc
2/12 @maryland
2/20 wf
2/23 @gt
2/26 @st. johns
3/6 @unc
would say they win 3 of those

 

[lowell]

check their strength of schedule vs others teams in acc. have to go to work but will post it later. th eacc schedule has worked to their favor but come tourney time if reggie love returns and they stay healthy they will do just fine. melchionni,nelson and mcclure have been getting some good playing time. they will lose 5 or more acc games