Things Could Be Worse

[barfly]

When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip." Be very sure that you get this brand.

When you get home, open the package and remove the thermometer. Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested."

Now repeat out loud five times:

"I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company."


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Make mine a Double!,
Barfly

 

[MGDguy]

hey Barfly.....I hope you don't think i'm intruding on your thread here but I just got a "gem" from my girlfriend the other day and it seems appropriate here.......Happy Holidays


The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin.

Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay and
you're not. But you only
have the one ass.

Feel better?

 

[Neemer]

Can't believe this one is recirculating again. I've always wondered if this was really true.

 

[MGDguy]

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[MGDguy]

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[GlobalTrance]

Barfly , YOUR NUTS !!!! HAHAHHA

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ... Keep up the good work !!!!!

 

[BahamaMama]

Would this guy be cosidered as having a good day, or a bad day??

A man takes off for his job at 6:00 a.m., but on the way to the office decides to swing by his mistresses house for a morning in...

When he arrives at her house in the suburbs, he immediately turns off his cel phone and climbs into bed with her. The awoke at 10:00 a.m. and he turned his cel phone back on, to have it ring right away. He answered the phone, and it was his wife, who began screaming at him..... WHERE ARE YOU??? I'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!.... The busted man replies.... "I'm at the office, of course"

The catch here, is the date was Sept. 11, 2001, and the man worked at the WTC.

(a side note...........only girlfriend, huh?, was sure she'd have you married off by now, but must say, glad she doesn't, as i'm getting the best laughs i've had in ages seeing it in the works....ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

[BahamaMama]

Originally posted by Neemer:
Can't believe this one is recirculating again. I've always wondered if this was really true.

LMAO, Neemer, i see mister, *i believe the entire world revolves around me*, thought this post you made was about him, rather than Barfly's good story

 

[MGDguy]

wrong again Ann, my original post "double-posted" so I deleted it and i'm happy you're enjoying yourself when it comes to my life because i'm as happy as i've ever been despite your silly little attempts to intrude in my personal life

....have a nice day

 

[BahamaMama]

oh, i'm not *intruding*, (yet) just sitting back and getting many giggles, although if i don't receive ALL of my personal belongings back soon, then you will see intrusion, but only for 6 years, that was all the longer you *intruded* into my life with your lies and BS

OH, you must have meant TRIPLE posted.....LOL

and you have a nice day, too

 

[MGDguy]

I don't believe I can help you wih any of your "personal belongings" because to the best of my knowledge, I don't have anything of the sort. If you think you can refresh my memory, go for it.

I guess we'll just have a difference of opinion on the "intrusion" issue but I consider going into my e-mails to find out what my life is like in areas where you have no business "intrusion". You call it what you want.

 

[BahamaMama]

Originally posted by MGDguy:
I don't believe I can help you wih any of your "personal belongings" because to the best of my knowledge, I don't have anything of the sort. If you think you can refresh my memory, go for it.

I guess we'll just have a difference of opinion on the "intrusion" issue but I consider going into my e-mails to find out what my life is like in areas where you have no business "intrusion". You call it what you want.

for starters, I am not going into your e-mails, at least not in the sense that you were using my password, and going to AOL.COM in order to read e-mail exchanged between Trish and I, when i was in Davenport.... do i *see* some things? ..... maybe, maybe not, but chances are, since i get so many laughs, maybe is the best bet here....

as far as *personal* belongings, go.... you set a presedence in June, when a ticket purchased for me to the Journey concert, all of a sudden wasn't *MINE* any more, it became *YOURS*, since we were no longer seeing each other..... you got the e-mail on this list before, and i got no response or return of things.

along your lines of thinking on this matter, something purchased for the other during the course of a relationship, reverts back to the purchaser, should the relationship end:

since i can't remember what the list may include from christmases/birthdays, way back when, i'll just list the past few years of things that should be returned according to YOUR rules

WebTV Printer
Cel Phone and all accessories

(last Christmas alone):

2 gray sweatshirts that matched those fuzzy pants.

2 pairs Jeans

MN Wild Sweatshirt

Caddyshack Gopher

the case of batteries

have a nice day.......

 

[MGDguy]

Well, the way I see it, when you give a gift to someone it becoms theirs. All of the items you have listed were given to me as gifts and you have no entitlement to them whatsoever. You never had possession of the concert ticket as I never gave it to you and it was never yours, it was mine.

As far as e-mails go, you are in some way, shape, or form getting access to information that is none of your business. What happened in the past is just that. We have both done some things to each other that were not necessary but I have turned the corner and gotten on with my life because all that BS isn't worth it. Can't you do the same?

Jack.....if you are "keeping up with this", I apologize for using the forum in a way that it was not intended to be used. However, I won't cross the line and do any name calling or bashing of any sort. If you choose to close or delete the thread though, I understand because this really isn't the place to do this.

Happy Holidays

 

[BahamaMama]

Originally posted by MGDguy:
You never had possession of the concert ticket as I never gave it to you and it was never yours, it was mine.

As far as e-mails go, you are in some way, shape, or form getting access to information that is none of your business. What happened in the past is just that. We have both done some things to each other that were not necessary but I have turned the corner and gotten on with my life because all that BS isn't worth it. Can't you do the same?

this is a difference in opinion, as to what makes something *belong* to someone, nope, i never did have physical possession of the ticket, although you asked me if i wanted you to go, and then informed me that you got *our* tickets....(one of those being MINE) you know full well, i would have purchased my own to see that concert, had i known that all of a sudden the good seat ticket was no longer going to be available to me)... when someting is WILL CALL, you didn't have possession, either, and KNOWING about it, made it a GIFT to me, just like my gifts to you......and again, according to your rule, GIFTS no longer belong to the recipient

and yep, i can do the same, in fact, it is MUCH better now, not having to deal with your BS...... it's Jodie that i feel sorry for, as she has NO clue, as Cindi and I do, as to how you are/act, once someone is a *comfy old shoe*......

as you told me about eating your words on me working, i will also eat my words if i'm wrong on the fact, that within a couple of years, you will treat her no differently than you treated Cindi or I, and guess what, SHE ain't gonna put up with it any better than either of us did.

oh, back to the *turning the corner, and getting on with life*...... i have, and it's quite pleasant. and don't worry, after the 6 years are up, to match YOUR years of torment on me, there won't be any more on you.......LOL

have a nice day

 

[MGDguy]

The tickets were never "will call". I stood in line, bought the tickets, and they were mine the whole time. What I chose to do with them was totally up to me.

If you have really gotten on with your life then why do you continue to play these silly little games with me? I didn't fill your life with torment for 6 years and you know it. You just didn't like the way that it ended so you're attempting to get revenge.

I really don't care how you feel about Jodie, Cindi, my children, or even how you feel about me. You should have better things to do than to play games with someone you care so little for and someone you don't even know.

 

[BahamaMama]

Originally posted by MGDguy:

If you have really gotten on with your life then why do you continue to play these silly little games with me? I didn't fill your life with torment for 6 years and you know it. You just didn't like the way that it ended so you're attempting to get revenge.

I really don't care how you feel about Jodie, Cindi, my children, or even how you feel about me. You should have better things to do than to play games with someone you care so little for and someone you don't even know.

as far as you not filling my life with 6 years of hell.........ummmmmmmm why, yes you did, and my next post, which will probably take a couple of days to make to you in here, will FULLY tell you why..... Right now, Steve and I are heading out to Branson, tho, so it'll have to wait.

then for your "someone you care so little for, and someone you don't even know comment" yeah RIGHT........... it was you that never cared, and my future post will spell all of your BS out to you in detail. OH, and i'll admit, i don't know that much about Jodie, other than what she told me before she even met you, which, btw, WAS enough to tell me alot.

I don't recommend to anyone that doesn't want to see my next post to open this thread again after tomorrow, unless they only want to see the first couple posts again.....

and oh yeah, have a nice day

and Jack, thanks so much for this GENERAL area for the bashing things out

 

[MGDguy]

Jack....what say we just close this thing out right now.

I don't see anything positive coming out of this and it would be a waste of the group's time to let it continue.

Your call and I have nothing more to say in this forum regarding this issue.

 

[BahamaMama]

what say, i'd just start another thread to finish saying what i have to say to you. afraid someone you might not want to see it will see it? LOL .....

 

[BahamaMama]

Originally posted by MGDguy:


I don't see anything positive coming out of this and it would be a waste of the group's time to let it continue.

and the *group* has been warned, no need to read if it is *wasting their time*

have a nice day, know i will

 

[Junior44]

Hey Mama, psssssst.....it's me, junior. are you coming to the superbowl party this year? if so, im going solo....whattaya say bout a little romp in the hay at the mandalay bay? or perhaps i show you the Hard Rock (casino)......anyways, shhhhhh....lemme know and ill pack an extra can o' "readywhip".

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