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Justinsmom829

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Humor ...

Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They take her to the local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears strange noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!"
In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn''t do it."

The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?"

"No you MISUNDERESTIMATE me, I couldn't get on the bed!"

ENJOY
 

djv

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:D Thks A laugh anytime is good.
Heres A old one.
Baseball has it all wrong. Man with four balls can not walk. :eek:
 

toastonastick

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar......

one looks at the other and says .....


Man I"m gonna get shit faced tonight!
 

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This board could use a little????

This board could use a little????

I thought this thread was going to be another spread of fine T&A pictures.:confused:
 

djv

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Remember man who fishes in other mans well often catch crabs.
:eek: :nono:
 

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I met this "HOT" chick the other day, after the few niceties about weather and such she tells me she named herself, so, I ask her name. She tells me Carmen, after her two favorite things, Cars and Men. She asks my name and I tell her BEERF*CK:D
 
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