This is for You, FDC

[AR182]

FDC, said the humor from this forum has been waning, so I thought I would contribute some humor:

One day little Johnny's third- grade class was having a lesson on careers & were discussing the various professions out there.

The teacher asks the kids what their dads do for a living. One little girl raises her hand & says,"My daddy is a doctor. He helps sick people get well."

A little boy raises his hand & says,"My daddy is a dentist & he fixes people's teeth."

Another little girl raises her hand & says,"My daddy is a district attorney & he puts bad people in jail."

The teacher notices that little Johnny Woods is awfully quiet, so she asks him what his daddy does. Little Johnny announces that " My daddy works as a strip tease dancer in a gay nudie bar & he...." Shocked & not wanting that discussion to go any further, the teacher interrupts little Johnny & moves on with the lesson.

During recess, the teacher comes up to little Johnny & asks,"Does your daddy really work as a strip tease dancer in a gay nudie bar?"

Little Johnny replies,"No, actually he is the offensive coordinator for the Cinncinnati pro-football team but I was too ashamed to tell anyone."

 

[Blitz]

:lol: :lol2 :lol: :lol2 :lol: :lol2 :slomo

 

[AR182]

In case the previous joke wasn't your cup of tea, lets try this one:

A young man walked into a local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter & said,"Hi I'm drawing welfare. I would rather find a job."

The man behind the counter replied,"Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, & ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided & you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas vacations. The salary package is $200,000 a year.

The man said,"Your bullshitting me, man !"

The man behind the counter said," Well you started it !"

 

[fatdaddycool]

yyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssssss.......thnak you AR, nicely done and greatly appreciated. REmember, guns don't kill people ....doctors do.