THIS IS WHY I BUY POINTS - LORENZO IS 8-1

[Hashish]

:iagree:

Either laugh at the nuttiness or ignore. Don't be a whiny biatch.

 

[bleedingpurple]

I hope you win all of your bets.. I think all the guys here would want you to win. Most and I are skeptical that you will get torched by this point buy eventually... Hope you don't.. But we could tolerate you better if you just posted your plays and then went on with your day.

 

[LDB]

I hope you win all of your bets.. I think all the guys here would want you to win. Most and I are skeptical that you will get torched by this point buy eventually... Hope you don't.. But we could tolerate you better if you just posted your plays and then went on with your day.

couldn't agree more..

 

[ninosaturnino]

didn't know you two enzo's played foots too?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whHiv1bJz8Q

hahaha pulling your legs bros...gl with kansas st...hope you nail it too...

 

[TeeMo]

KENTUCKY/VANDERBILT IS A TOUGH ONE BROSKI... IN COLLEGE HOOPS I ALWAYS FAVOR THE HOME TEAM WHEN IN DOUBT... I GUESS I WOULD BUY FOUR FUCKING POINTS AND TAKE

VANDERBILT +5

IF I HAD TO BET. I FOR ONE AM NOT GONNA PUT MY RECORD ON THIS THOUGH... NOT TOO SURE.

AND TEAPOT, YES I DO BUY FOUR FUCKING POINTS. BOOKIES DON'T CHARGE JUICE WHEN BUYING POINTS, AND MY LUCK WILL NEVER RUN OUT BECAUSE I AM ACHILLES REINCARNATED -- SON OF THE GODS!!

YOUR BOOKIE DOESN'T CHARGE JUICE WHEN YOU BUY POINTS???? :mj07: WELL FUCK ME, HOW DO I SIGN UP FOR THAT GIG.

"UH YES, MR. BOOKIE......I SEE THE LINE IS -10 POINTS. I'D LIKE TO HAVE IT AT -6 POINTS AND DON'T CHARGE ME ANYTHING, OK? GREAT THANKS"........:mj07:

FUCKING TOOL......I'M DONE WITH THIS GUY. kurby

 

[thadchr]

I think he means extra juice Tee. He's stated before that his bookie gives him 4 for -200. Personally, I can't find that good a price myself, but it's still possible at many/most books for -230 to -260 or so.

 

[Elway #1]

You're no Pit Viper. Not even close at that. Up
$3,000? Not sure what you are basing that off of. Most off shore accounts won't allow you to buy more than 3 points and most bookies allow you to buy nothing. Plus you are laying big juice to buy any points as it is. Not to mention that when you give the line you bought the game down to it is way off of the current line most of the time.

Viper was a documented big winner without buying anything.

Outside of the comedic value of your posts I hope you get banned. Sorry. Go ahead and talk shit about my now like you do everyone else.

 

[jng]

Irony. Hyperbole. Bravado. And much more. Please, oh, please, just enjoy this guy. If he gets a comeuppance from his profligate high juice point purchases, laugh your asses off at that, too. Right now, think of his as Jerry Lewis or Peter Sellers or Sacha Baron Cohen/Ali G!---- with betting ability. Nothing more and nothing less.

Good Luck, crazy man.

J

 

[bobblehead]

Irony. Hyperbole. Bravado. And much more. Please, oh, please, just enjoy this guy. If he gets a comeuppance from his profligate high juice point purchases, laugh your asses off at that, too. Right now, think of his as Jerry Lewis or Peter Sellers or Sacha Baron Cohen/Ali G!---- with betting ability. Nothing more and nothing less.

Good Luck, crazy man.

J

i was thinking more in terms of pee wee herman:142smilie :142smilie :mj07:

 

[thadchr]

Irony. Hyperbole. Bravado. And much more. Please, oh, please, just enjoy this guy. If he gets a comeuppance from his profligate high juice point purchases, laugh your asses off at that, too. Right now, think of his as Jerry Lewis or Peter Sellers or Sacha Baron Cohen/Ali G!---- with betting ability. Nothing more and nothing less.

Good Luck, crazy man.

J

...And you're a Packer fan to boot. I like you.

 

[Woodson]

Irony. Hyperbole. Bravado. And much more. Please, oh, please, just enjoy this guy. If he gets a comeuppance from his profligate high juice point purchases, laugh your asses off at that, too. Right now, think of his as Jerry Lewis or Peter Sellers or Sacha Baron Cohen/Ali G!---- with betting ability. Nothing more and nothing less.

Good Luck, crazy man.

J

Great post! :toast:

 

[dominic_Lorenzo]

HOLY SHIT, TALK ABOUT RAINMAN AND HIS WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY. PEOPLE CAN'T FUCKING READ.

I HAVE USED THREE BOOKIES IN MY LIFE AND NONE CHARGE STANDARD 10% JUICE IF YOU FUCKING LOSE WHEN BUYING POINTS, CUZ U ALREADY HAVE TO LAY 2 TO MAKE 1.

I FUCKING WIN. THAT'S WHAT I DO. I WON 8 GAMES AND LOST 1 AT $1000 A POP. SO YES I AM UP 3K, AND NO... PITT VIPER CAN SUCK ON MY FRESHLY SHAVED BALL SACK.

I WILL KEEP WINNING. AND WINNING. AND WINNING CUZ IM BLESSED BY THE GODS.

EVERY OFFSHORE BOOK GIVES U 4PTS FOR CLOSE TO HALF THE DOE (SOME A LITTLE LESS). THATS THE PERK OF BETTING WITH A BOOKIE I GUESS THO. LIKE A TRUE FUCKING GOODFELLA.

I DON'T CARE HATERS LIKE MY STYLE OR NOT. I WIN. WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT MOST OF YOU WHO HAVE ALREADY LOST THREE FUCKING HOUSE AND FIVE WIVES LOL...

LORENZO. BLESSED BY THE GODS. WINDY CITY. OUT

 

[luvmy$$$]

He likes eggs benny too. (with holiday sauce) Really some of you tards have too much pent up energy, just go toss a thick one.

 

[dominic_Lorenzo]

UH OH........ LOOKS LIKE LORENZO IS CLOSING IN ON ANOTHER FUCKING VICTORY...........

77-62 WITH 3 FUCKING MINUTES LEFT IN THE GAME?????

YO ENZO, I FORGET MY RECORD??????.......

NEVERMIND, I REMEMBER:

ABOUT TO BE 9-1

 

[dominic_Lorenzo]

IT'S OFFICIAL. LORENZO IS NOW 9-1. PICKING 90 FUCKING PERCENT. GOD DAMN SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW JACKED AND TAN I AM......................

9-1

GOD BLESS IT!!!

 

[luvmy$$$]

Dude, you are jacked and tan. 9-1

 

[dominic_Lorenzo]

THANK YOU $$$... HOPE YOU WERE A GOODFELLA AND FOLLOWED SUIT... IF NOT, WELL, FUCKING SUCKS.

LORENZO. OUT ON THE TOWN. BLOGGING FROM A FRESH IPHONE. ROCKING A FRESH TAN. FRESH FUCKING HAIRCUT. FRESH FUCKING COLOGNE. AND SPORTING A FRESH FUCKING 9-1 RECORD...

UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JACKED AND FUCKING TAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bigboto]

THANK YOU $$$... HOPE YOU WERE A GOODFELLA AND FOLLOWED SUIT... IF NOT, WELL, FUCKING SUCKS.

LORENZO. OUT ON THE TOWN. BLOGGING FROM A FRESH IPHONE. ROCKING A FRESH TAN. FRESH FUCKING HAIRCUT. FRESH FUCKING COLOGNE. AND SPORTING A FRESH FUCKING 9-1 RECORD...

UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JACKED AND FUCKING TAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When does your movie come out?:0corn

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

How many times did you hit F5 on this thread?

 

[dominic_Lorenzo]

BELOW IS A PORTRAIT OF MY BELOVED FATHER:

I CALL HIM DAD. MOST OF YOU KNOW HIM AS ZEUS.

LORENZO. SON OF THE GODS. BLESSED. CAN'T LOSE. OUT