Ok since I cant get anyone to talk to me here on Madjacks then hell Ill just tell all you SOBs a story?? A Gambling story.
I play Golf just about every Wednesday and this Wednesday included a foursome consisting of 2 doctors a lawyer and me. Now first off all 4 of us are close friends and
All Clients of each other but we all are really just longtime close friends.
I own an old Black Cadillac which my friends call The Black Mira that looks like it just came off the showroom floor and the beauty of this car is the Trunk. It easily has enough space to hold 5 or 6 Golf bags and a couple of ice chests?..hell it has enough space to hold Jimmy Hoffa AND the 55 gallon drum of acid his ass is floating in. We are talking a big trunk here boys. That?s why I have kept this old Cadillac all these years thru 2 divorces a major hurricane etc.etc. is because I use it on Wednesdays to get me and my Golf partners and their bags to the Golf course in relative comfort. Yes it has a small bar in the back that comes in handily for the boys to mix ux up a pre game cocktail or two and on this particular day the boys were using the bar liberally on the way to the Course.
The lawyer has a bad knee and tells me he needs his prescription of Lora tabs filled at the Pharmacy and the Pharmacy is on the way to the golf course so I tell him that it is no problem for us to stop and fill his script as long as he is going to share em with everyone when we get to the course which he agrees to.
All of us know the Pharmacist at this particular Pharmacy so when we stop the car everyone piles out of the old Black Mira to go in to the pharmacy and f**K with the pharmacist while we wait on the lawyer to get his prescription filled.
Well right at the counter where you turn in your prescriptions there is a machine that you put you arm in and it registers you blood pressure. One of the guys says he wants to see what his blood pressure reading is and of course one of the other guys says his blood pressure is going to be higher and then naturally one of the other guys says he will have the highest blood pressure and next thing I know everyone is throwing in 200 bucks into a pot and the Pharmacist wants in on some of this action so Im standing in line with these old farts in a Pharmacy at 8.00 oclock in the morning with a chance of winning
800 bucks if I have the highest Blood Pressure reading. No I didn?t win and we spent the whole day arguing about how the Pharmacist must have known how to rig the f**king machine somehow since he won everyone?s money. We did make him take off work and come golfing with us and buy all the drinks and food when we were in the club house bar.
Just a story about the kind of clowns I run around with and how they will bet on anything and I mean anything just to have some action going.
Ok guys below are the Teams I think will win this week. ??Now win by the Vegas line?????
Ummmm I believe I can find two or three plays out of this group.
332 MIG. ST.-27.5
336 OHIO ST-27.5.
332 GEORGIA-33.5
340 IOWA ST.-14
330 MIAMI FL.-15.5
342 NEBRASKA-17.5
375 STANFORD-21
398 LA LAFFETTE-4.5
381 HOUSTON-28
402 TENN-20
360 LSU-ALABAMA UNDER 42
391 BOISE STATE-41
Im playing
332 GEORGIA-33.5
330 MIAMI FLA.-15.5
398 LA LAFFETTE-4.5
381 HOUSTON-28
360 LSU-ALABAMAUNDER 42
GoodLuck
I play Golf just about every Wednesday and this Wednesday included a foursome consisting of 2 doctors a lawyer and me. Now first off all 4 of us are close friends and
All Clients of each other but we all are really just longtime close friends.
I own an old Black Cadillac which my friends call The Black Mira that looks like it just came off the showroom floor and the beauty of this car is the Trunk. It easily has enough space to hold 5 or 6 Golf bags and a couple of ice chests?..hell it has enough space to hold Jimmy Hoffa AND the 55 gallon drum of acid his ass is floating in. We are talking a big trunk here boys. That?s why I have kept this old Cadillac all these years thru 2 divorces a major hurricane etc.etc. is because I use it on Wednesdays to get me and my Golf partners and their bags to the Golf course in relative comfort. Yes it has a small bar in the back that comes in handily for the boys to mix ux up a pre game cocktail or two and on this particular day the boys were using the bar liberally on the way to the Course.
The lawyer has a bad knee and tells me he needs his prescription of Lora tabs filled at the Pharmacy and the Pharmacy is on the way to the golf course so I tell him that it is no problem for us to stop and fill his script as long as he is going to share em with everyone when we get to the course which he agrees to.
All of us know the Pharmacist at this particular Pharmacy so when we stop the car everyone piles out of the old Black Mira to go in to the pharmacy and f**K with the pharmacist while we wait on the lawyer to get his prescription filled.
Well right at the counter where you turn in your prescriptions there is a machine that you put you arm in and it registers you blood pressure. One of the guys says he wants to see what his blood pressure reading is and of course one of the other guys says his blood pressure is going to be higher and then naturally one of the other guys says he will have the highest blood pressure and next thing I know everyone is throwing in 200 bucks into a pot and the Pharmacist wants in on some of this action so Im standing in line with these old farts in a Pharmacy at 8.00 oclock in the morning with a chance of winning
800 bucks if I have the highest Blood Pressure reading. No I didn?t win and we spent the whole day arguing about how the Pharmacist must have known how to rig the f**king machine somehow since he won everyone?s money. We did make him take off work and come golfing with us and buy all the drinks and food when we were in the club house bar.
Just a story about the kind of clowns I run around with and how they will bet on anything and I mean anything just to have some action going.
Ok guys below are the Teams I think will win this week. ??Now win by the Vegas line?????
Ummmm I believe I can find two or three plays out of this group.
332 MIG. ST.-27.5
336 OHIO ST-27.5.
332 GEORGIA-33.5
340 IOWA ST.-14
330 MIAMI FL.-15.5
342 NEBRASKA-17.5
375 STANFORD-21
398 LA LAFFETTE-4.5
381 HOUSTON-28
402 TENN-20
360 LSU-ALABAMA UNDER 42
391 BOISE STATE-41
Im playing
332 GEORGIA-33.5
330 MIAMI FLA.-15.5
398 LA LAFFETTE-4.5
381 HOUSTON-28
360 LSU-ALABAMAUNDER 42
GoodLuck

