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COWS: Does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls; but, they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........ You cannot post "Thou Shall Not Steal," "Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of judges, lawyers and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
 

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This is great.

I had no idea they could track cows that well. But i guess you can racially profile cows, hmmm poses a thought (i'm being very sarcastic by the way.)

Did you come up with this yourself, because if so, I'm impressed~! :weed:
 

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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........ You cannot post "Thou Shall Not Steal," "Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of judges, lawyers and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.


this will be the down fall of our great country:sadwave:
 
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