1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the mad cow epidemic our government could
track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years
ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state
of Washington? And they tracked her calves to their
stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we
should give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written
by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over
200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
T H E TEN C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You
cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a
building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It
creates a hostile work environment.
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the mad cow epidemic our government could
track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years
ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state
of Washington? And they tracked her calves to their
stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we
should give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written
by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over
200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
T H E TEN C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You
cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a
building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It
creates a hostile work environment.
