thursday ncaa: vanderbilt at cincinnati ......

[gman2]

cincinnati bearcats over 140

cincinnati coming off a real grinder at dayton last weekend, but overall, theyve been effective at playing their full-court style. vandy shoots the 3 really well (41% as a team) and even though cincy defends the line effectivelyl, vandy's proficiency from behind the arc should allow them halt some bearcat runs and keep this one from turning into a blowout. both teams shoot free throws pretty well (v-71% c-76%) and cincy has done a great job of aggressively getting to the stripe (113 attempts in 4 games -- almost 29 per). have done pretty well playing overs in this line range. assuming line is correct, its not likely the game will be close enough that it becomes a half-court game, but not expected to be a complete rout either. something like cincy 81-68 could happen.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

My first call of the basketball season. I haven't lost a game in 12 years. I'm a huge Bearcat backer. This is an easy play. Take the points. Cats may lose outright.

Eddie

 

[Bill]

If you have not lost a game in 12 years, please post your lines here every day. :142lmao:

Thanks,
Bill

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Bill,

Unlike you, I am not a degenerate gambler. I rarely play a game and only do so when it cannot lose. I have borrowed $300,000.00 from my Uncles trust account and wired it to my contact in Las Vegas wherein he is in the process of laying these funds off at various sportsbooks around town, dividing the funds between the money line and the 11 points.

My last play was Illinois over Cincinnati in last years NCAA tournament which of course was over by halftime. My record and reputation speaks for itself and I do not need to publish it here. Last home game Cincinnati was down to the University of North Iowa by 18 in the second half. Yes, the University of North Iowa.

Eddie

 

[ScreaminPain]

a little "touchy" Eddie. Did Bill hit a nerve??

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Look my tanned and surfing friend, it takes much more than Billy's little shot to upset Eddie. Take the Commodes +11 as they flush the Bearcats on their home court. Bet all of your Christmas gift money on the game as you will be able to buy your honey a gift twice as big as you originally thought.

Eddie

 

[DoMyDermBest]

Eddie

Only degenerate gamblers read or post here!

 

[Bill]

Eddie, lighten up. I will learn to pay appropriate homage to the perfect as time goes on. I was not aware that you fell into that category and please accept my sincere apology for dissing you. I do hope your uncle can find enough places to lay off the 300K: I am sure that can be difficult. :hail

Your humble degenerate gambling servant,
Bill

I am ashamed. :grouphug: kurby

 

[Livin' Large]

Eddie, I respect your opinion, but what makes you think that Vanderbilt, a team that has lost three of its last four games, can go into Cincy tonight and win the game straight up? You have bigger balls than I do, and if you look at my avatar, you will see that I'm not afraid to let them swing every now and then. Good luck!

 

[Bill]

Why is it I think Jack may close this thread very soon now.

G-Man, you may have to start all over.

I wish I had some of what Eddie has been smoking.

:weed: :weed: :iagree:

Bill

 

[DoMyDermBest]

If Eddie lays off that much, wait to play Cincy -9

 

[louthesz]

i dint car wher ya bes from---that ther haskell boy is one funny mofo :142lmao:

 

[Bill]

DMDB, that's funny. :142lmao: :142lmao: :142slap:

Eddie, thanks for the entertainment. :clap: :iagree: :
Bill

 

[Bill]

Let's give Eddie a hug. He needs one. :grouphug:

Wish you only the best Mr Perfect.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

As I indicated, UC was down by 18 to North Iowa at home in their last home game. They did pull it out in double overtime. Point guard is a juco transfer and loves to shoot. Unfortuneatlly for the Bearcats he misses a lot.

Vandy lost by 10 to a very good Oregon team on the left coast. They also lost to that Salukis team or whatever they are at a neutral site. If that juco transfer point guard Mohammed starts firing away from half court giving Huggins his second heart attack in so many years, I think Vandy can get enough rebounds to beat my boys.

UC is not very good. Now let me continue to be perfect in peace. As far as my gonads go Large, ask Mrs. Cleaver.

Eddie

 

[Bill]

How much of the 300K would you reccommend for the ML.

Hell I am not even sure which side you are taking but I will follow you if you just tell me.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Billie my boy, I'm thinkin along the lines of:

295k on the ml;
$4,995 on the Commodes plus 11; and
$4.95 for a coke and a hot dog.

Eddie

 

[Bill]

You gotta be watching the game at home if you are getting a coke and dog for $4.95.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Gotta go guys the Sherriff is here.

Apparently, the Hamilton County Sherriff has been monitoring this site and saw that I took a rather large loan from Uncle Zacharia's trust account and wants to have a talk. Oh well, at about 10:00 tonight I'll be able to afford a rich lawyer.

Eddie

 

[Bill]

At the risk of vexing Mr. Ed, what are you going to do with the nickel?