Wasn't drunk out of or off my mind, but you wouldn't knew because neither you nor your source saint was present I didn't cannonball either I belly flopped, but again, how would you know. It was great fun and made many of my friends new and old laugh out loud. I would do it again in a heartbeat. Just to see any one or all of my friends like agent, nole, happy hippo, and bart, to name a few that were there, laugh that hard again.
And that my friend, is officially the only insight you have into who I am.
Laughing at the expense of people in the pool who have zero relation to you, did nothing to you, yet have to deal with you being an ass. You act like you did a belly flop in one of their backyard pools. But you would see it like that, so no surprise there.

