Tito, Mussolini & Hitler

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The Dirty 3 ... LW the Allied honchos went 2-1 ats, only HAW ruined a sweep by 1/2 pt (blame FDR's gimpy legs and Pearl Harbor jinx) when Rice got a 85 fumble return for TD and another TD fumble in end zone


So, from the movietone vaults on MGM's back lot, here are the nefarious Axis bastards pix


Texas Tech -5 ... As the RR return to Lubbock after 1247 passing yards in two rd. games, the faithful will be chanting, "Kliff who?" Aggies QB Neal gimpy and with a 9 pm kickoff drunkfest it will be hard for Franchionne to match points with Leach.


Mich -2.5 (buy 1/2) ... Iowa a nice team but who have they beaten?--(U could say the same for MICH) ... Iowa's pasting of ASU not so impressive after Beavs pulverized Lucifers ... Mich will 101 off the OR debacle, their DUCK-and-don't-cover still fresh in their minds ... Huge game for Big 10 crown ... Mich's Indy sandwich effort was expected ... Line was -10 two weeks ago, now whittled 7 pts, seems a bargain basement stampede at Macy's ... Mich could win by FG, but I think +10


UCLA/UW UNDER 44.5 ... I hate totals as much as burrs in my boxers, but with UW DC fresh off Bruin stint and baby bears stagant O, I will chomp at the bait ... UW scores on rd. grass as often as the Festrunk Brothers chasing tail at Studio 54 ...


from 1945,
gl,
gregg

2 wild and crazy guys;)
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gardenweasel

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the hell with the picks

the hell with the picks

the metaphors were worth the price of admission....:lol: .....very entertaining for a guy like myself with a "less than interesting occupation"(i scrape the goo off the sneeze shield at the local buffet).....

good stuff....

p.s....i do kinda like that under....g.l.
 
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thanx guys

thanx guys

if I cant win, least I can bring a smile :)

here are some trends i got late friday nite ...


gl to all,
gregg


SATURDAYS EVENING COLLEGE TRENDS

Washington - 1-7 ATS in October
UCLA - 7-3 ATS vs. Washington

Central Michigan - 7-19 ATS as a road underdog
Bowling Green - 17-6 ATS in home games

Illinois - 24-11 ATS on grass
Purdue - 0-6 ATS at home after being +3 on turnovers

Arizona - 0-9 ATS off an ATS win
Washington State - 10-3 ATS off a SU conference win as an underdog

Oregon State - 1-8 ATS on grass
California - 24-10 ATS off an Over

Buffalo - 2-10 ATS off 3+ losses
Central Florida - 16-5 ATS off an ATS loss

Southern Miss - 12-4 ATS off a loss by 17+ points
Cincinnati - 1-5 ATS off an Over

Oklahoma - 6-19 ATS off BB non-conference games
Iowa State - 6-1 ATS at home first half of the season

Louisville - 2-4 ATS last six lined games
South Florida - 7-1 ATS in home games

Hawaii - 6-1 ATS at home after scoring 35+ points
Tulsa - 4-12 ATS on turf

Army - 1-5 ATS vs. opponents off BB wins
TCU - 7-1 ATS in game five

Texas A&M - 3-11 ATS as a road underdog
Texas Tech - 13-4 ATS as a favorite

Ohio U - 1-5 ATS after losing 3 of their last 4 games
Northern Illinois - 17-4 ATS in October

San Jose State - 1-6 ATS off a bye week
Rice - 15-3 ATS at home in October

UTEP - 2-13 ATS off a road game
SMU - 2-0 ATS vs. UTEP

BYU - 1-8 ATS away after losing 2 of their last 3 games
San Diego State - 5-1 ATS after scoring 3 points or less in the first half

USC - 2-8 ATS off a SU loss as a road favorite
Arizona State - 28-14 ATS in October

UNLV - 1-6 ATS after allowing 75 or less rushing yards
Nevada - 5-1 ATS after scoring 14 or less points
 
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