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A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her
family doctor. "Young lady," said the doctor,
"you're pregnant."
"But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists
and in our colony we practice sex only with our eyes."
"Well my dear," said the doctor, "someone in that colony
is cockeyed."
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Jack comes home from school with a great big smile on his
face. His mom asks him, ?Why was he so happy??
Jack replies, "I just had sex today!"
Well this does not sit well with mom, she immediately begins
shouting at Jack, telling him at 14 he has no business
having sex! She tells him to go to his room and to wait for
his dad to come home. When dad finally arrives, mom fills
him in. She asks him to go upstairs and to have a chat with
Jack.
He knocks on the door and proceeds to go in.
"Hey Jack, your mom tells me you had sex today?"
"Yes," replies Jack sadly.
Dad looks around the room and whispers to him, "Hey, way to
go, son! Your Dad is very, very proud. But if your mom asks
what we talked about, just tell her it was guy stuff."
The next day, dad shares the news with all his coworkers,
bragging that at the age of 14, his son is a man!
When dad goes home that night, he kisses his wife and runs
straight upstairs to see Jack. "Hey Jack! Did you have sex
today again, son?"
Jack replies "No dad, ...my ass still hurts from yesterday."
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A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her
family doctor. "Young lady," said the doctor,
"you're pregnant."
"But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists
and in our colony we practice sex only with our eyes."
"Well my dear," said the doctor, "someone in that colony
is cockeyed."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jack comes home from school with a great big smile on his
face. His mom asks him, ?Why was he so happy??
Jack replies, "I just had sex today!"
Well this does not sit well with mom, she immediately begins
shouting at Jack, telling him at 14 he has no business
having sex! She tells him to go to his room and to wait for
his dad to come home. When dad finally arrives, mom fills
him in. She asks him to go upstairs and to have a chat with
Jack.
He knocks on the door and proceeds to go in.
"Hey Jack, your mom tells me you had sex today?"
"Yes," replies Jack sadly.
Dad looks around the room and whispers to him, "Hey, way to
go, son! Your Dad is very, very proud. But if your mom asks
what we talked about, just tell her it was guy stuff."
The next day, dad shares the news with all his coworkers,
bragging that at the age of 14, his son is a man!
When dad goes home that night, he kisses his wife and runs
straight upstairs to see Jack. "Hey Jack! Did you have sex
today again, son?"
Jack replies "No dad, ...my ass still hurts from yesterday."
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