Todays Joke....

[jr11]

The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."

:rimshot

jr11

 

[MadJack]

http://madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=377480

:rimshot

 

[vinnie]

http://madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=377480

:rimshot

 

[jr11]

http://madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=377480

:rimshot

No way, man I got to get out more often, or get off the VODKA.

:welcome:

 

[vinnie]

No way, man I got to get out more often, or get off the VODKA.

get out more often

 

[Nole]

No way, man I got to get out more often, or get off the VODKA.

:welcome:

May I recommend....

Wife and kids are gone until Sunday. Lord, I'll need rehab by the time they get back!

:mj06:

 

[jr11]

May I recommend....

Wife and kids are gone until Sunday. Lord, I'll need rehab by the time they get back!

:mj06:

Strap on a set and give me some of that LAWN care $$, my scores verse yours.........

 

[Nole]

Strap on a set and give me some of that LAWN care $$, my scores verse yours.........

Bowling? Yeah right. I'm almost 50, I need pins.

Averaging 226 on Thursday and 199 on Tuesday. I don't like Tuesday's.

How about $1 a point in fantasy football. Weekly bet. If you get 150, I get 130, you would win $20. Settle up at $100?


nole


P.S. I'm doing this with "fade". Guess who's winning?