tommy obama/hildathief debate thread

[gardenweasel]

lets get this party started....

my observations?...45 minutes that felt like a week...

line of the night?...definitely from hilly...

"change you can xerox"......:142smilie

whoa.....that`s a 4 star zinger....i didn`t think she had it in her....

nobody fainted(or "done fell out")....

seems like they both had their heads tilted forty degrees to the right....is the floor level there?:shrug: .....

glad i wasn`t playing the drinking game with the word,"bush".....

$75,000/ yr is super rich...
border fences are bad...
change is good...
george bush is bad...
obama will bring the country together by waging class warfare.....

hillary`s fake smile and cackle looked faker than usual...

i dozed off and woke up screaming,"you`re not getting my money"..........

msnbc squarely in obama`s camp...cnn clearly in hillary`s....

i emailed a friend and asked him what the hell was wrong with hillary`s collar?....he e-mailed me back,"that`s where you hook the leash"......

:rimshot

you libs need to start your own dem debate threads...i`m tired of carryin` your water....

 

[hedgehog]

:mj07:

I hear you on the class warfare and everyone making over 75000/yr being super rich, what a joke the leftists are.

I love your synopsis

 

[gardenweasel]

i thought it was extremely cool when arsenio hall got up and had the audience "whoop-whooping".......:00x30

 

[bjfinste]

i thought it was extremely cool when arsenio hall got up and had the audience "whoop-whooping".......:00x30

Please tell me that actually happened... and if it did, where is the youtube link?

 

[bjfinste]

Good f*cking Lord, Wease... just saw the sig...

No one could claim you were sane in the past few years based on this forum, but I think most people would think you were a bright guy. Keep up a sig like that, and you're just another low-IQ'd nutjob like Hedgehog.

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

My fav was Obama reply to the xerox--and more amusing the CNN crowd response to the dodge--

Obama dismissed the charge out of hand, then turned the jeers to applause when he countered, "What we shouldn't be spending time doing is tearing each other down. We should be spending time lifting the country up."

 

[AR182]

Good f*cking Lord, Wease... just saw the sig...

No one could claim you were sane in the past few years based on this forum, but I think most people would think you were a bright guy. Keep up a sig like that, and you're just another low-IQ'd nutjob like Hedgehog.

....:142smilie

 

[gardenweasel]

Good f*cking Lord, Wease... just saw the sig...

No one could claim you were sane in the past few years based on this forum, but I think most people would think you were a bright guy. Keep up a sig like that, and you're just another low-IQ'd nutjob like Hedgehog.

c`mon,bro......cut a brother some slack....:shrug:

i`m just killin` time until i see "saw iv"......there were so many unanswered questions left over from "saw I-III".....

i think the fourth one will be a much more introspective "saw"....

 

[StevieD]

Gw, is that signature of yours to pay for Bush's invasion of Iraq?

 

[gardenweasel]

Gw, is that signature of yours to pay for Bush's invasion of Iraq?

"my friendsh....my friendsh"

/weasel stealing mcamnesty`s favorite line...

i get the feeling that my new sig line is hitting a nerve?........".....:00x31


i know theres no humor in islam,but,this is a bridge to far....whats with all the anti-fun?

can`t i have any fun,a`tall?

i just have this strange fetish about keeping the money "I" worked for.....

o.k...o.k....i`ll change it....:shrug:

 

[AR182]

my good friend gw....

you could knock tommy all you want..but his stores have nice clothes & last night to help his campaign i bought 3 shirts....:mj07:

 

[smurphy]

i know theres no humor in islam,but,this is a bridge to far....whats with all the anti-fun?

Ok, somebody has to tell you: The reason you rarely get a response to your jokes is NOT because nobody has a sense of humor, but rather it's because your jokes are rarely actually funny.

Please stop blaming your failed attempts on your audience. :nono:

 

[kosar]

Ok, somebody has to tell you: The reason you rarely get a response to your jokes is NOT because nobody has a sense of humor, but rather it's because your jokes are rarely actually funny.

True dat.

 

[AR182]

Ok, somebody has to tell you: The reason you rarely get a response to your jokes is NOT because nobody has a sense of humor, but rather it's because your jokes are rarely actually funny.

Please stop blaming your failed attempts on your audience. :nono:

gw..

keep up what you're doing..i think you're hysterical sometimes....

don't listen to these guys...they obviously have no sense of humor....:mj07:

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Ditto here--:mj07:

 

[smurphy]

There is an audience for everyone I suppose. I don't want Weasel to stop, just dissappointed that he's been unable to up his game or impropve his material. God bless Gardenweasel to be a good comedian.

 

[gardenweasel]

c`mon guys....after years of playing defense,i finally get to show a little offense...

excuse me for feeling like bill russell after a 50 point game....

 

[StevieD]

c`mon guys....after years of playing defense,i finally get to show a little offense...

excuse me for feeling like bill russell after a 50 point game....

Now GW I don't think Big Bill ever had a 50 point game. The guy was known for his defense. But I would like to be listed as one who enjoys what you do. You are never actually right of course but I do find you funny. Like how you don't mind paying for the invasion and occupation of Iraq. It is costing us something like 18,000,000 an hour, Now that is funny. I bet Osama is laughing up a storm right now.

 

[hedgehog]

Good f*cking Lord, Wease... just saw the sig...

No one could claim you were sane in the past few years based on this forum, but I think most people would think you were a bright guy. Keep up a sig like that, and you're just another low-IQ'd nutjob like Hedgehog.

nutjob:mj07: and you would be a communist:mj07:

 

[redsfann]

Ok, somebody has to tell you: The reason you rarely get a response to your jokes is NOT because nobody has a sense of humor, but rather it's because your jokes are rarely actually funny.

Please stop blaming your failed attempts on your audience. :nono:

about as funny as a screen door on a submarine....