REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT
# I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon
at 15% isn't.
#I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.
# I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.
# I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me fro
murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service
that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a
home invasion.
# I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned
about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and
comfy.
# I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we
should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
#I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need
to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
#I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never
get their agendas past the voters.
# I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to
pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own
because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish here in
America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers or fish in those
other countries.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits"
-Albert Einstein
# I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon
at 15% isn't.
#I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.
# I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.
# I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me fro
murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service
that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a
home invasion.
# I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned
about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and
comfy.
# I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we
should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
#I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need
to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
#I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never
get their agendas past the voters.
# I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to
pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own
because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish here in
America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers or fish in those
other countries.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits"
-Albert Einstein
