top 10 times the "F" word is acceptable

[AR182]

We all know that it isn't polite to use the "F" word! There are only ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use:


10. "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Look at all them f___ing Indians!" - Custer, 1877

8. "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566


4. "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered f___ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1999


And number 1 . . .




1. "Shit, I didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad." -Saddam Hussein,
2003




Does anybody have any others ?

 

[Justinsmom829]

Pee Pee to his crew at last year's SB party

Pee Pee to his crew at last year's SB party

"I swear these are the f____ing directions that they gave me"

Me at our Championship game:

"I can't believe she just hit that f___ing ball over my head"

BTJ to Cascade

"Give me back my f___ing $600 dollar"

Miss Missy

 

[Helen]

BETTER THAN THAT:

Cascade to BTJ: "Hey, you're f___ing beat"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marine to his wife: "That really f___ing hurts"!

 

[TBONEZ0295]

:clap: Missy and Helen

 

[Mr. Ass]

Good stuff!

 

[Justinsmom829]

Eddie Haskell ~ "It is used but it is f___ing ceritfied".

Missy

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

Marine to his wife: "That really f___ing hurts"!

:lol: :clap: :lol2 :moon:

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

this is gonna be a good thread....

"Who the f____ is it?"

- Billy the Kid was a gunman who killed several men during the infamous Lincoln County War in New Mexico. Wanted for murder, he was tracked and cornered by Sheriff Pat Garrett. Garrett killed Billy with a single shot to the heart in a dark room of a house at Fort Sumner when he recognized Billy's voice.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

"Whaddya mean, a pentagram only has FIVE f____ing sides????"

- friend of TORONTO-VIGILANTE having difficulty with his grade 5 math test.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

"Pull the f____ing pin and count to what.....???"

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

ANY POST BY RAZ, THE F WORD IS F____ING ACCEPTABLE:

RSox-WSox...
all fukn suck the sweaty ball bag tonight. WSox have 2 run lead , need em to cover the 1.5 to nail a parlay and these kunts put in marte 10 pitches 3 hits, 1 run and counting, RSox studs are nowhere to be found tonight, you pinch for ortiz, Nomar hits into double play w/bases juiced...Fuk pedro great pitcher arrogant mfer, make a human dart out of stick boy and chuck him off the Tobim bridge into beautiful scenic Chelsea for a plate of beans and rice.

the guy's rants are classics.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

"Yoko, why don't you try to f___ing sing well?" ? John Lennon.

 

[Justinsmom829]

Nice Toronto!!

Miss Missy

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

"I f____ing drank what ?"

? Socrates.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

"Either that f____ing wallpaper goes, or I do."

? Oscar Wilde (1854-1900), Irish-born British dramatist. As he lay dying in a drab Paris bedroom.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

"I should never have switched from f____ing Scotch to
Martinis."

? Humphrey Bogart (1899-1957).

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

"How did I wind up with this f____ing job?"

- LOTS of TORONTO- VIGILANTE'S friends.....
(suckers.)

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

"...You are a dumb looking f____...."

- TORONTO-VIGILANTE in a club / bar after many brews and he's being propositioned by a lovely lass....

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

"Where's my f____ing cellphone....??? "

- FATDADDYCOOL

remember that one ANTHONY???

 

[Justinsmom829]

Pee Pee when he sees me at the SB party ~ "She is way f___ing hotter in person".

Miss Missy when I see Pee Pee at the SB party ~ "Told you girls he was f___ing ugly as sin".

Miss Missy