Top 10 Ways Las Vegas is Better Than Paris

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10. Vegas not crawling with Frenchmen
9. Impossible to get "I Crapped Out in Paris" T-shirts
8. Hard to get change in Louvre at 4 A.M.
7. Paris inconveniently located thousands of miles from nuclear test sites
6. Sorbonne basketball team is five tiny white guys
5. Paris: men in berets on bicycles. Las Vegas: orangutans in cowboy hats
on unicycles
4. Vegas didn't lose a single inch of ground to Nazi war machine
3. Palace of Versailles does not offer double jackpot time every 15 minutes
2. Ten dollars won't buy you sex act in desert outside Paris

















1. Las Vegans: hard working, patriotic citizens. Parisians: lazy, wine
swilling cheeseheads :mj07:
 
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