Terry Glenn gets injured before half time. Every time he catches the damn ball they have to call time out and cart his sorry ass off the field. My hope is that his first catch is a touchdown and the dumb ass will do a Lambeau leap at Champaign and get his ass pounded by a bunch of Bear Fans! As soon as I see a catch by Glenn I know I can run to the fridge and grab a nice cold one because he isn't getting up. In the off season to get ready for the regular season he played in a powder puff game and some 98 pound babe laid him out. Tom Jones wrote about him in a song. ( She's a Lady) If Mike Piazza is looking for a girl with lots of money thats the girl for him. Mike Sherman has to drive him to practice because all the little girls beat him up when he walks to the Hudson Center for practice. The Packers had to trade in their cart for carrying off players because Glenn put to much mileage on it. Every time he walks on the field I can hear the Echoes of Lombardi yelling what the hell is he doing out there. The packers renovation is now making a special addition a Terry Glenn training room. They did a Cat scan on his head and found there was nothing there to report. Even the kickers won't hang out with Glenn. They have their pride too! Good luck this is definitely a lock of the year Glenn will not finish this game. Good luck on this prop.

