A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern
Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife
likes to read
One morning the husband returns after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She
motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to
read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am.
What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "Isn't it obvious?"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and
write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
says the woman.
"But I haven't' even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I
know you could start at any moment."
Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife
likes to read
One morning the husband returns after several hours of
fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She
motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to
read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am.
What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "Isn't it obvious?"
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and
write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
says the woman.
"But I haven't' even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I
know you could start at any moment."
