Turdsdays Plays

[The Big Tease]

Reds and Ryan Dumpster +139


*Kevin Brown has been sick and has been for a few weeks. Doctors dont even know what he has. I think Brownie needs to check himself before he goes and bangs all them hoes. Looks like he got somethin.....not good for pitching.

Atlanta +109

*Cant bet a guy named Woody. I dont root for woodys unless they are my own.

Atlanta over 8.5

*Fully expect Atlanta to cover the 8.5 on their own.....a Woody has never stopped a man from scoring.

Blue Jays -135

*Sosa is a batter, not a pitcher. I dont know what Tampa Bay is trying to pull here. As much as I hate to play on a guy named Tanyon....at least he is a pitcher.

BlueJays over 10.5

*See above....Blue Jays score 11 tonight.

Baltimore -101

*Spanish guys are pretty cool...and I like Rodrigo. If he is anything like Pedro....he will rock.

Milwaukee +140

*Redman is a REDass. Look for the Brewers to pull this guys pants down tonight and expose him for what he really is.....a woman.

Seattle over 8

*Moyer is an old son of a bitch.....Thats it.

Hope you dudes enjoyed my analysis. It was tough coming up with it all, but you guys are worth it

 

[The Big Tease]

adding one more....

Montreal -140 over Arizona


I dont know who this "Kim" is that is pitching....but they might want to put a MAN out there. Vazquez is another good Spanish name....I like it.