http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2013/07/11/bianco-critics-corner-july-11/2502663/
Don't miss "Sharknado"
:scared
Don't miss "Sharknado"
:scared
TV tonight: 'Sharknado,' 'Summer Camp'
- Thread starter The Boys
- Start date
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/07/hi...with-tara-reid-and-the-director-of-sharknado/
""But my favorite part of the call, by a long shot, and this is both a spoiler and something I am going to have to switch to caps lock for, is that there is apparently a scene in this movie WHERE IAN ZIERING CUTS HIMSELF OUT OF A SHARK?S STOMACH WITH A CHAINSAW. WITH. A. CHAINSAW. THIS MEANS THAT EITHER (A) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK WHILE HOLDING A CHAINSAW, (B) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND FINDS A WORKING CHAINSAW IN ITS STOMACH, OR (C) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND THEN SOMEONE FEEDS THE SHARK A CHAINSAW SO HE CAN FREE HIMSELF. ANY OF THOSE OPTIONS ARE FINE BY ME.
:lol:
AND I AM GOING TO KEEP TYPING IN ALL CAPS FOR A SECOND PARAGRAPH BECAUSE WHEN TARA REID TALKED ABOUT THIS SCENE SHE DESCRIBED IT AS ?KIND OF LIKE PINOCCHIO AND THE WHALE,? WHICH, WELL, YEAH, BUT ALSO NOW I HAVE THIS IMAGE IN MY HEAD OF PINOCCHIO LOOKING ALL BADASS AND HOLDING A CHAINSAW, SO I WANT TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO PERSONALLY THANK TARA REID FOR THAT, BECAUSE IT IS HILARIOUS AND AWESOME.""
:mj07:
hmmmm?...let`s see here.......tornado,over open water(water spout).......water spout picks up sharks, then moves over land and becomes a tornado?.....well,not quite....a sharknado!!.
must-see tv for me.... especially since brian dennehy(he has a cameo..he plays the ferris wheel) and tara reid are in it.........
i`m in.....
""But my favorite part of the call, by a long shot, and this is both a spoiler and something I am going to have to switch to caps lock for, is that there is apparently a scene in this movie WHERE IAN ZIERING CUTS HIMSELF OUT OF A SHARK?S STOMACH WITH A CHAINSAW. WITH. A. CHAINSAW. THIS MEANS THAT EITHER (A) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK WHILE HOLDING A CHAINSAW, (B) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND FINDS A WORKING CHAINSAW IN ITS STOMACH, OR (C) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND THEN SOMEONE FEEDS THE SHARK A CHAINSAW SO HE CAN FREE HIMSELF. ANY OF THOSE OPTIONS ARE FINE BY ME.
:lol:
AND I AM GOING TO KEEP TYPING IN ALL CAPS FOR A SECOND PARAGRAPH BECAUSE WHEN TARA REID TALKED ABOUT THIS SCENE SHE DESCRIBED IT AS ?KIND OF LIKE PINOCCHIO AND THE WHALE,? WHICH, WELL, YEAH, BUT ALSO NOW I HAVE THIS IMAGE IN MY HEAD OF PINOCCHIO LOOKING ALL BADASS AND HOLDING A CHAINSAW, SO I WANT TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO PERSONALLY THANK TARA REID FOR THAT, BECAUSE IT IS HILARIOUS AND AWESOME.""
:mj07:
hmmmm?...let`s see here.......tornado,over open water(water spout).......water spout picks up sharks, then moves over land and becomes a tornado?.....well,not quite....a sharknado!!.
must-see tv for me.... especially since brian dennehy(he has a cameo..he plays the ferris wheel) and tara reid are in it.........
i`m in.....
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/07/hi...with-tara-reid-and-the-director-of-sharknado/
""But my favorite part of the call, by a long shot, and this is both a spoiler and something I am going to have to switch to caps lock for, is that there is apparently a scene in this movie WHERE IAN ZIERING CUTS HIMSELF OUT OF A SHARK?S STOMACH WITH A CHAINSAW. WITH. A. CHAINSAW. THIS MEANS THAT EITHER (A) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK WHILE HOLDING A CHAINSAW, (B) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND FINDS A WORKING CHAINSAW IN ITS STOMACH, OR (C) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND THEN SOMEONE FEEDS THE SHARK A CHAINSAW SO HE CAN FREE HIMSELF. ANY OF THOSE OPTIONS ARE FINE BY ME.
:lol:
AND I AM GOING TO KEEP TYPING IN ALL CAPS FOR A SECOND PARAGRAPH BECAUSE WHEN TARA REID TALKED ABOUT THIS SCENE SHE DESCRIBED IT AS ?KIND OF LIKE PINOCCHIO AND THE WHALE,? WHICH, WELL, YEAH, BUT ALSO NOW I HAVE THIS IMAGE IN MY HEAD OF PINOCCHIO LOOKING ALL BADASS AND HOLDING A CHAINSAW, SO I WANT TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO PERSONALLY THANK TARA REID FOR THAT, BECAUSE IT IS HILARIOUS AND AWESOME.""
:mj07:
hmmmm?...let`s see here.......tornado,over open water(water spout).......water spout picks up sharks, then moves over land and becomes a tornado?.....well,not quite....a sharknado!!.
must-see tv for me.... especially since brian dennehy(he has a cameo..he plays the ferris wheel) and tara reid are in it.........
i`m in.....
This has the potential to be the worst movie ever made.
ENOUGH SAID!
:00hour
should really be interesting....surprised that tara reid is still pumping out high quality flicks...reportedly,in roughly 2 decades she`s ingested enough alcohol to put the entire state of rhode island into a coma....
Can't wait for the George Zimmerman cameo
'This bleeping shark punk is up to no good. Maybe I'll follow him around Encino with Ian's chainsaw'
'Oh no. There's no need to do that.'
Well I'm now half way through this disaster and the houses are flooding with flying sharks in the hills while the basin remains sunny and relatively dry. So the issue of gravity is a problem here.
The bartender is really hot though.
So, in short I am now hoping that the sharks kill everyone in the movie except for the bartender.
:toast:
The bartender is really hot though.
So, in short I am now hoping that the sharks kill everyone in the movie except for the bartender.
:toast:
sorry about the comment ....i nodded off and woke up right in the middle of a "flo/progressive" commercial......
