SEX TEST
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for
them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy
and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each
priest had a small bell attached to his penis, and they were told that
anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not
be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no
reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from
all the priests until she got to the final priest (John). As she danced,
his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering
to the ground. Embarrassed, John took a few steps forward and bent
over to pick it up.
Then, all the other bells started ringing..........
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for
them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy
and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each
priest had a small bell attached to his penis, and they were told that
anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not
be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no
reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from
all the priests until she got to the final priest (John). As she danced,
his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering
to the ground. Embarrassed, John took a few steps forward and bent
over to pick it up.
Then, all the other bells started ringing..........
