one yells to the other, 'how do I get to the other side', other replies ' you are on the other side'.
Two blondes on each side of the street
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how about this one sir.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. ?Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge??
The blonde said, ?How about 50 dollars?? The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
?You?re finished already?? he asked.
?Yes,? the blonde answered, ?and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.? Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
?And by the way,? the blonde added, ?that?s not a Porch, it?s a Lexus.?
Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear mini-skirts?
:shrug:
Their coks hang out...........
:SIB :nono: :0corn
:shrug:
Their coks hang out...........
:SIB :nono: :0corn
A blonde was driving down the highway and saw another blonde in a row boat out in the middle of a wheat field.
The blonde in the car slammed on her breaks and got out and started yelling at the blonde in the row boat " that is a wheat field not a lake!"
The blonde in the row boat gave the blonde on the road the finger, the blonde on the road yelled" Its dumb blondes like you that give all blondes a bad name and if i knew how to swim I would come out there and kick your ass
The blonde in the car slammed on her breaks and got out and started yelling at the blonde in the row boat " that is a wheat field not a lake!"
The blonde in the row boat gave the blonde on the road the finger, the blonde on the road yelled" Its dumb blondes like you that give all blondes a bad name and if i knew how to swim I would come out there and kick your ass
Two blonde girls were talking and one couldn't help but notice how pretty and beautiful the others skin was. So she asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful."Well, once a week I fill the bathtub with milk and just soak in it."
So the blonde went to a farm and spoke to the farmer. "I'd like a lot of milk."
"How much?" asked the farmer.
"Well, quite a lot because I'm going to soak in it."
He asked, "Pasteurized?"
"No...just up to my boobies."
So the blonde went to a farm and spoke to the farmer. "I'd like a lot of milk."
"How much?" asked the farmer.
"Well, quite a lot because I'm going to soak in it."
He asked, "Pasteurized?"
"No...just up to my boobies."
