> Lesson One
>
> An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
>
> A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and
do
> nothing?"
>
> The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
>
> So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
>
> All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
>
> Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
> very, very high up.
>
> Lesson Two
>
> A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the
> top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
>
> "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
> "They're packed with nutrients."
>
> The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough
> strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after
eating
> some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth
night,
> the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
>
> He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
>
> Management Lesson - Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't
keep
> you there.
>
> Lesson Three
>
> A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
> froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
>
> While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As
> the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how
> warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
warm
> and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
>
> A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following
the
> sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly
> dug him out and ate him.
>
> Management Lesson -
> (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
> (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
> (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
>
> This ends your two minute management course.
>
> An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
>
> A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and
do
> nothing?"
>
> The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
>
> So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
>
> All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
>
> Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
> very, very high up.
>
> Lesson Two
>
> A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the
> top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
>
> "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
> "They're packed with nutrients."
>
> The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough
> strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after
eating
> some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth
night,
> the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
>
> He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
>
> Management Lesson - Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't
keep
> you there.
>
> Lesson Three
>
> A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird
> froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
>
> While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As
> the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how
> warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
warm
> and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
>
> A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following
the
> sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly
> dug him out and ate him.
>
> Management Lesson -
> (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
> (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
> (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
>
> This ends your two minute management course.
