FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who'shandsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
And knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store.
Amen.
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who'shandsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
And knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store.
Amen.
