I just got a report from Eddie Haskell. So I thought I would pass it along. Been out there two hot hours now, overcast but hot as blazes. Its a scorcher out there but our heros are determined to finish before dark. That is if they can walk into the fawking clubhouse on two feet when this one is over.
TEAM 1 : TEE OFF 3:00
Boilermaker
Randy
bohawk
Joe
First team went off without a hitch but Boilermaker shanked one into the right bushs and Randy is still down there lookling for the ball. Come on its a titilest fellows , forget about it.
This team is less inclined to do any cheating or use any of agents magic pencils.
TEAM 2 : TEE OFF 3:10
Kevin
Jason
Phenom
Brad
Phenom threw up on Kevins shoes. Eddie said it almost got oh his new plaid pants and messed them up.
TEAM 3 : 3:20
tonkgolf
dawgball
gmroz
wineguy
Some say this is the team to watch, Eddie says its a bunch of misfits. May have good chance to win the whole thing.
TEAM 4 : 3:30
DTB
BSUCARDS
Mike
Emily
DTB can't shut his mouth up about politics and Eddie said Wayne almost got punched out a few times already. Eddie said Emily is a looker in his world. This team has a chance to be good.
Emily seems to be on Eddies mind constantly as his wife did no make the trip and Eddie said he needed some fun.
TEAM 5 : 3:40
Rolltide
Steve
Noll in Vol Land
Tommy
What can you say about Rolltide. The guy has a stocked bar on the back of the golf cart and will mix drinks to fawking order. Seems to be alot of high fives with this group. They dont seem too serious. Eddie said they play like they just finished the Colorado Open.
TEAM 6 : 4:50
sixfive
Nick
Charles
Eddie
SixFive drove his first shot into a lake and insisted that was not his ball. When told to calm down he pulled out a shotgun and shot a duck that landed in the water. This Eddie seems much more civilized. Not sure what Eddie meant by that. Nick has already questioned several write downs of Scores on Six Fives card. Looks like the eraser caper may have to be looked at before this is over.
TEAM 7 : 5:10
kosar
dunclock
smurphy
bobbybluechip
Can you imagine playing in this group. Eddie said kosar had some of the pink ladies and was not having any difficulty finding his balls as he was topping them off and they were landing 15 feet off the tea. kosar hollars down to Madjack if he could take a mulligan. Jack said no.
kosar has managed to stay awake so far. smurph is playing well and has had several balls that were taken to play. bobbybluechip is causing some trouble with the team behind them. Eddie said bobby just was razzing everyone. At one point Bobby hollard out a fart noise just as Jack was slamming the driver down. There is tension in the air now as anything goes.
TEAM 8 : 5:20
MadJack
FDC
ppabart
Eddie Haskell
Bringing up the rear , this is the most fun you can have without banging a blonde. Thats what Eddie said. There is drinking going on but Eddie is cold sober and also refused to particiapate in any betting on the golf. Eddie said he dont gamble anymore and people could just kiss his ass and call him Tilly.
fdc and Eddie are like fire and water. fdc will not speak to Eddie and its hurting his feelings. ppbart is the best golfer on this team by far. He is carrying the load.
that's it for now
Eddie
TEAM 1 : TEE OFF 3:00
Boilermaker
Randy
bohawk
Joe
First team went off without a hitch but Boilermaker shanked one into the right bushs and Randy is still down there lookling for the ball. Come on its a titilest fellows , forget about it.
This team is less inclined to do any cheating or use any of agents magic pencils.
TEAM 2 : TEE OFF 3:10
Kevin
Jason
Phenom
Brad
Phenom threw up on Kevins shoes. Eddie said it almost got oh his new plaid pants and messed them up.
TEAM 3 : 3:20
tonkgolf
dawgball
gmroz
wineguy
Some say this is the team to watch, Eddie says its a bunch of misfits. May have good chance to win the whole thing.
TEAM 4 : 3:30
DTB
BSUCARDS
Mike
Emily
DTB can't shut his mouth up about politics and Eddie said Wayne almost got punched out a few times already. Eddie said Emily is a looker in his world. This team has a chance to be good.
Emily seems to be on Eddies mind constantly as his wife did no make the trip and Eddie said he needed some fun.
TEAM 5 : 3:40
Rolltide
Steve
Noll in Vol Land
Tommy
What can you say about Rolltide. The guy has a stocked bar on the back of the golf cart and will mix drinks to fawking order. Seems to be alot of high fives with this group. They dont seem too serious. Eddie said they play like they just finished the Colorado Open.
TEAM 6 : 4:50
sixfive
Nick
Charles
Eddie
SixFive drove his first shot into a lake and insisted that was not his ball. When told to calm down he pulled out a shotgun and shot a duck that landed in the water. This Eddie seems much more civilized. Not sure what Eddie meant by that. Nick has already questioned several write downs of Scores on Six Fives card. Looks like the eraser caper may have to be looked at before this is over.
TEAM 7 : 5:10
kosar
dunclock
smurphy
bobbybluechip
Can you imagine playing in this group. Eddie said kosar had some of the pink ladies and was not having any difficulty finding his balls as he was topping them off and they were landing 15 feet off the tea. kosar hollars down to Madjack if he could take a mulligan. Jack said no.
kosar has managed to stay awake so far. smurph is playing well and has had several balls that were taken to play. bobbybluechip is causing some trouble with the team behind them. Eddie said bobby just was razzing everyone. At one point Bobby hollard out a fart noise just as Jack was slamming the driver down. There is tension in the air now as anything goes.
TEAM 8 : 5:20
MadJack
FDC
ppabart
Eddie Haskell
Bringing up the rear , this is the most fun you can have without banging a blonde. Thats what Eddie said. There is drinking going on but Eddie is cold sober and also refused to particiapate in any betting on the golf. Eddie said he dont gamble anymore and people could just kiss his ass and call him Tilly.
fdc and Eddie are like fire and water. fdc will not speak to Eddie and its hurting his feelings. ppbart is the best golfer on this team by far. He is carrying the load.
that's it for now
Eddie
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