USAToday: Carry-on baggage rant!

marine

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Gate Lice:

The people who hang out/crowd at the entry way 20 minutes prior to boarding even starting. Most often found to be part of the last group to board the plane. But standing by, crowding the gate making it fun for everyone.
 

THE KOD

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geez you guys are sad.
....the thing i hate is the "lurkers" at the baggage claim. take a step back ant let everyone else see their bags, you fuckheads!

great, now i'm just like yall whining pussies:rolleyes:
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here is one of mine that has happened to me more times than I care to remember.

I am standing at the proper baggage carrosel number 6 and everyone is crowding around it. I think they are afraid someone is going to steal their bag. I am in good position to jump in grab and get the fawk out of there.

Then there is a announcement that baggage for flight 1133 Flight which is my flight, has been changed to carrosol #8. Talk about a fawking riot of dumb ass bag claimers.
 

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and then my last one. Your going on a trip and you have to leave your car in a lot somewhere. In Atlanta that means maybe 2-3 miles away.
They are jam packed and there are about 5 of them scattered around.

You get to ride a shuttle bus. Only thing is that all these buses look so much alike. If you lose that bus ticket that says the lot and what aisle your car was on, your totally fawked . I can remember being on trips and clutching that fawking ticket like it was a lottery prize winner.

Traveling should not be such a hassle.
 

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I like the idea-check ins free carry ons $25. If I was stupid enough (don't answer that) and rich enough to own an airlines there would be no carry ons allowed!
 

no pepper

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How about when you are walking briskly through the terminal and the asshat in front of you suddenly decides to stop -- right in the middle of where everyone is walking -- and look at those monitors or a cinnabun or something.
 

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or you have to get to gate 98 and you are carrying luggage and carry ons.

gate 98 always ends up being the last one at the very very end of the airport world.
 

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