a ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees an indian sitting on his porch with his dog....
cowboy: hey, cool dog. mind if I speak to him?...
indian: dog no talk....
cowboy: hey dog, hows it going?..
dog: doin` alright...
indian: (extreme look of shock)..
cowboy: is this your owner? (pointing at indian)..
dog: yep...
cowboy: how's he treat you?..
dog: real good...he walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play...
indian: (look of disbelief)...
cowboy: mind if I talk to your horse?...
indian: horse no talk....
cowboy: hey horse, how's it going?
horse: cool...
indian: (extreme look of shock)...
cowboy: is this your owner? (pointing at indian)...
horse: yep..
cowboy: how's he treat you?..
horse: pretty good, thanks for asking. he rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements...
indian: (total look of amazement]
cowboy: mind if I talk to your sheep?..
indian: SHEEP LIE !
cowboy: hey, cool dog. mind if I speak to him?...
indian: dog no talk....
cowboy: hey dog, hows it going?..
dog: doin` alright...
indian: (extreme look of shock)..
cowboy: is this your owner? (pointing at indian)..
dog: yep...
cowboy: how's he treat you?..
dog: real good...he walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play...
indian: (look of disbelief)...
cowboy: mind if I talk to your horse?...
indian: horse no talk....
cowboy: hey horse, how's it going?
horse: cool...
indian: (extreme look of shock)...
cowboy: is this your owner? (pointing at indian)...
horse: yep..
cowboy: how's he treat you?..
horse: pretty good, thanks for asking. he rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements...
indian: (total look of amazement]
cowboy: mind if I talk to your sheep?..
indian: SHEEP LIE !
