vinny

[RAYMOND]

(JUST WANTED TO SAY HELLO FELLAS)

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BOYS TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT I AM ON THE ROLL OF MY LIFE AT WWW.5DIMES.COM I JUST SPENT $299 DOLLARS FOR THE NEW KING COBRA DRIVER THEN I ORDERED A 150 DOLLAR SHAFT TO BE PUT INTO A DRIVER THAT IS BRAND NEW AND NEVER BEEN HIT.SO FELLAS YOUR GOOD BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM IS BURYING 5 DIMES I ONLY BET A NICKLE A GAME BUT IF I WAS A DIME PLAYER LETS JUST SAY I WOULD BE UP CLOSE TO 25 GRAND IN 3 WEEKS I HAVE TO RUN FELLAS TIME TO STUDY I JUST WANTED TO SAY HELLO.


MY WIFE CIRCLED A JOB IN THE NEWSPAPER THE OTHER DAY (LOOKING FOR SECURITY GAURD IN A SAFE WORKING ENVIORMENT) YEH RIGHT IF IT WAS SAFE YOU WOULDNT NEED A SECURITY GAURD.MY LOVELY WIFE THOUGHT THAT WAS SO FUNNY.BOYS I AM NOT EVEN LOOKING FOR WORK RIGHT NOW MY BIGGEST JOB IS NOT LETTING MY WIFE SEE THE FED EX TRUCK BEFORE ME IF SHE FINDS OUT I AM MAKING A SCORE YOUR PAL BEANTOWNJIM WILL BE WORKING A REAL JOB

I GRIN WHEN I WIN

 

[The Judge]

Way to bounce back after the beatdown Raymond put on you, Jim. :liar:

 

[Morris]

Something just isn't right here....:shrug:

 

[vinnie]

 

[RAYMOND]

MADCAPPER THAT WAS NICE OF YOU TO SAY I AM THE 3RD BEST CAPPER HERE AT THE ***.WHEN I LOST TO THAT **** FROM MADJACKS (BLOCKHEAD) THAT WAS A FLUKE HELL I WENT 1-1 AND BEFORE I KNEW IT THE F-CKING OVERPAYED PIZZA MAKER RAYMOND FROM MADJACKS FIRED A 7-0 AT ME HELL THAT WAS TOUGH TO OVERCOME.I AM A GOOD HANDICAPPER AS LONG AS I KNOW I HAVE SOME DOUGH BEHIND ME MY PROBLEM IS WHEN I AM BROKE AND STILL PLAY THATS WHEN I CANT WIN.RIGHT NOW I HAVE A TON OF GAMBLING MONEY AND I LOVE IT BECAUSE MY LOVELY WIFE HAS NO IDEA I AM ON THE ROLL OF MY LIFE AND SHE STILL THINKS I AM OUT LOOKING FOR A JOB

I'LL KEEP GRINNING AS LONG AS I KEEP WINNING

:142smilie :142smilie

 

[RAYMOND]

i am calling your wife:mj07:

 

[vinnie]

i am calling your wife:mj07:

:scared

I?M SICK AND TIRED OF MY BIG DUMB (HAIRY) HUSBAND BEANTOWNJIM GUYS IM THINKING OF ASKING FOR A DIVORCE. I SWEAR TO GOD THAT DUMB MICK SPENDS MORE TIME WITH HIS PALS HERE AT MADJACKSPORTS THAN HE DOES TAKING CARE OF MRS BEANTOWNJANE. LETS BE HONEST HERE GUYS OUR SEX LIFE WAS NEVER THAT GREAT LETS JUST SAY JIM IS HUNG LIKE A SQUIRREL I THOUGHT THAT VIAGRA WOULD HELP BUT HE CANT GET HIS PECKER UP. I THINK ITS ALL THAT TIME AT THE YMCA GUYS I THINK I DROVE MY HUSBAND BEANTOWNJIM TO TURN GAY ON ME HE SPENDS MORE TIME WITH THE FAGS AT THE YMCA THAN WITH HIS WIFE. GOOD THING JIMBO DOESN?T KNOW THAT WHEN HES WITH THE DYKES AT STARBUCKS I?M BANGING JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN THAT?S RIGHT HE?S HUNG LIKE A ******** FELLAS I WALK LIKE A COWBOY WHEN HES DONE WITH ME. (WHATS WRONG JANE) ASKS JIMBO OH I JUST HURT MY LEG CLEANING HONEY. GUYS I REALLY DON?T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE SOMETIMES I GET ON HERE AND DREAM ABOUT RAYMOND THAT BIG LUG AND GET A LITTLE FRISKY WITH MYSELF (DON?T TELL JIMBO HE ALREADY HAS ENOUGH TROUBLE GETTING A STIFFY) .

:142hump:

 

[freelancc]

WHEN I LOST TO THAT **** FROM MADJACKS (BLOCKHEAD) THAT WAS A FLUKE

Beaner has forgotten to take his medication again..:mj07: :mj07:

 

[vinnie]

Beaner has forgotten to take his medication again..:mj07: :mj07:

BOYS I DID SOMETHING TODAY I HAVENT DONE IN 30 YEARS AND I HAVE TO ADMIT I LIKED IT.BOYS I AM 45 YEARS OLD I WILL BE 46 ON ST. PATRICKS DAY AND I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I DID TODAY.FELLAS THIS MORNING I HAD AN ACHING TOOTH ACHE AND I WAS TALKING TO JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN AND A COUPLE OF THE BOYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB.JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN ASKED ME IF HE WANTED HIM TO PUNCH OUT MY TOOTH FOR ME AND I COULD SAVE A COUPLE OF HUNDRED DOLLARS INSTEAD OF A DENTIST PULLING IT.BOYS JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN TOLD ME TO GO TALK TO HIS FRIEND PHIL THE PHARMACIST HE IS SITTING AT THE BAR.I TOLD PHIL MY TOOTH WAS BOTHERING ME AND THAT I WAS A GOOD FRIEND OF JOHNNY KNOCKDOWNS HE SAID LETS GO SIT AT THE TABLE AND TALK.WHAT THE F-CK PHIL SAYS I HAVE OXCYCONTIN,WEED,PERKS,WHAT DO YOU NEED JIM.HEY PHIL JONNY SAID YOU WERE A PHARMACIST PHIL SAID I AM A STREET PHARMACIST WHAT THE F-CK.HE SAID JIM I HAVE SOMETHING THAT WILL HELP YOU WITH YOUR TOOTH AND YOU WILL ALSO RELAX.JIM DO YOU SMOKE WEED HEY PHIL I HAVENT SMOKED MARY WANNA SINCE I WAS 15 AND EVEN THEN I JUST TRIED IT I HAVE SMOKED 5 JOINTS MY WHOLE LIFE.I TOOK PHILS ADVICE I BOUGHT 2 JOINTS WOW DO YOU KNOW HOW I FELT THIS AFTERNOON. :142lmao:

BOYS I SMOKED 3/4 OF A JOINT THIS AFTERNOON AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE HEALING DOCTORS ARE RIGHT MARY WANNA IS A GREAT DRUG FOR PAIN.I KNOW SOME STATES ALLOW PEOPLE WITH CANCER AND AIDS TO SMOKE LEGALLY AND NOW I CAN SEE WHY.BOYS DO YOU KNOW AFTER I SMOKED THAT JOINT I FELT GREAT AND MAN DID I LAUGH I SPENT THE AFTERNOON WATCHING THE CARTOON NETWORK I NEVER REALIZED HOW FUNNY BUGS BUNNY IS.I AM ON THE COUCH ALL AFTERNOON WATCHING CARTOONS AND EATING A CHINESE LUNCHEON SPECIAL JESUS CHRIST WHAT A WEIRD FEELING.WHEN ALL WAS SAID AND DONE TODAY I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I HAD A TOOTH ACHE TODAY MAN THIS WEED STUFF IS PRETTY GOOD.DONT GET ME WRONG I DONT WANT TO BECOME A BURN OUT BUT THE WEED TODAY REALLY HIT THE SPOT.

MY LOVELY WIFE ASKED ME WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU WHEN SHE CAME HOME I SAID WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEAR DONT ALL 45 YEAR OLD MEN SIT ON THE COUCH EATING CHINESE FOOD IN THERE UNDERWEAR WATCHING BARNEY AND FRIENDS.MY WIFE WOULD NEVER SUSPECT I SMOKED A JOINT TODAY SO BOYS LETS KEEP THIS IN HOUSE.I HAVE ONE JOINT LEFT BUT I AM AFFRAID TO SMOKE IT PHIL THE PHARMACIST SAID ITS THE BEST STUFF IN TOWN AND HE AINT KIDDING. :iagree:

:weed: