There is a new virus. The code name is "WORK". If you receive WORK from
your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not
touch
it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life
completely.
If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two
friends
and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately and after
three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from
your brain.
Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends. Should
you
realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already
infected
by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this is the case,
go
to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends.
Then retry. I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive
so
I'm headed for the bar anyway.....it never hurts to be safe
:142lmao:
your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not
touch
it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life
completely.
If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two
friends
and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately and after
three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from
your brain.
Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends. Should
you
realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already
infected
by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this is the case,
go
to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends.
Then retry. I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive
so
I'm headed for the bar anyway.....it never hurts to be safe
:142lmao:
