Wal Mart

[smurphy]

I have learned a lot on this page.

Dogs - I had respect for you because you endured all that 'nam stuff, but I had no idea you faced a trial like that at home. You carry your struggles with dignity.

Kosar - look at it this way - that girl may have thought of you as HER worst date, and you now get to be featured in stories and threads just like the abortion girl.

JC - Where in LA? Anywhere with good looking Walmart girls who can't spell 'golf' is clearly a place that wouldn't mind making a commute to do some shopping.

 

[snoopol]

a word to the wise about walmart.....don't buy their fruit.....they must get them from the garbage.....

i'll say one thing that's good about wal-mart.....they seem to hire people over age 65.....which is where i might wind up in a few years....

trust me u dont wanna work there.

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Great story Matt--thanks for sharing
AR-- never carry flash light cause batteries always dead--have been wondering how those advertised on tv that never need batteries work?

 

[kosar]

Kosar - look at it this way - that girl may have thought of you as HER worst date, and you now get to be featured in stories and threads just like the abortion girl.

Right. I can see her posting on a forum in their 'worst date' thread....'and then this kid, this total idiot, comes walking out of the woods looking like something out of The Night of the Living Dead. It looked like he somehow got all muddy, but as he got closer, it was obvious it wasn't mud. We went to their hotel and crapboy immediately scampered to the bathroom and got in the shower. We said goodbye to the clean one and took off before that disgusting creature finished his shower.'

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Got a couple worst dates--believe I commented on these several years ago but here they are again.

Both were "almost one night stands,
Picked up this girl in Marston Mo with long black hair very tight clothes and @ closing time appeared to be a strong 8 on the scale.
On way to her house she remarked I wouldn't have even looked at her 6 months ago as she had lost 80lbs. Did think much of it till got to her house and started shedding cloths--I shit you not this girl had folds of skin on her back and else where just like a bloodhound. Told her I needed to shower 1st--and slipped out door with water running.

2nd episode didn't have to slip out--but was thrown out along with my clothes and shoes.
Same thing--picked her up at bar--but made it to the hosing stage and funniest thing occurred--had heard of farting pussy but 1st I'd seen. Ever stroke in produced loud sound--I got tickled and as little soilder was losing interest--finally I couldn't hold it any longer and starting laughing so hard tear were coming down my face--she said what the fck is wrong with you" --told her "that thing is barkin at me" She got the red ass and started throwing stuff--I hit the door bare ass naked but she through cloths and shoes at me as I left.

 

[JCDunkDogs]

:mj07: good stories, DTB!

 

[djv]

My worst date was with this fat homeless gal. I believe she was new on the street by looking at her size.

 

[bear]

Wal Mart has done a lot more to hurt this country than to help it!
I will never set foot in a Wal Mart store..

bear

 

[djv]

Bear I don't know if I agree totally. But I'm with you about going into there store. Never. I can buy that junk at yard sales. And for sure never buy fruit from there grouchier shelfs. We learn a lesson why it was cheep. It was rotten.