Weapon of Mass Destruction Found in Iraq

[Eddie Haskell]

Guess you guys were right. It's only fair though. We have our daisy-cutters and the Iraqi's have there weed-wackers.

Boy, I wish I bought stock in the companies that manufacture duct tape. Over the last month, I didn't realize that our side would be recommending buying the stuff to seal up our windows from chemical attacks and there side would be using it to hold together there delivery system for such chemicals in the paper airplanes.

I gotta tell ya, these Iraqi devils are just too quick for us. Man, who woulda thunk it. Balsa wood airplanes with rubber band propellors to deliver anthrax. I will never underestimate this administration again. I wonder if Reagans star wars defense system would have been able to handle the onslaught of these devilish weapons.

What next, rubber bands and paper clips??? Oh my god, the brutality. Wait a minute. Whats that buzzing sound? Oh no!!! Oh no!!!! Its a balsa wood gliderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(envision Eddie slumped over his keboard with a shattered balsa wood glider, rubber band and all, next to his computer)

yahoo news

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Now Eddie your gonna have to get a different client pool to hang out with when discussing world affairs. Those whose vision of the american dream extends to hitting the lottery, cashing a claim,getting on disabilty,or filing bankruptcy just won't cut it.

 

[THE KOD]

Hey Eddie

Havn't you ever heard of a prototype ?


Your the kind of guy that don't understand when your in a fight until someone kicks you square in the nuts. Oh I forgot you don't have any nuts.

Scott King of Dogs

 

[Blazer]

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Thats funny Blazer.

Scott. Prototype. I guess there gonna build a bigger balsa wood delivery system. Call it the spruce goose.

Dogs. Counting on a ton of Iraqi refugees to move over hear lookin for handouts. As long as I can register them as democrats and tell them who to vote for, I figure I'll do allright.

Ed

 

[thekidwhocould]

Counting on a ton of Iraqi refugees to move over hear lookin for handouts. As long as I can register them as democrats and tell them who to vote for, I figure I'll do allright.

Ed

:lol:

 

[hellah10]

Thats funny Blazer.

Scott. Prototype. I guess there gonna build a bigger balsa wood delivery system. Call it the spruce goose.

Dogs. Counting on a ton of Iraqi refugees to move over hear lookin for handouts. As long as I can register them as democrats and tell them who to vote for, I figure I'll do allright.

Ed

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

 

[THE KOD]

Scott. Prototype. I guess there gonna build a bigger balsa wood delivery system. Call it the spruce goose.

Ed

Eddie

You really don't think that Iraq can build a drone plane Eddie ? Like they dont have plastic plants and the knowledge.

Won't you be surprised when their nuclear, chemical, & biological programs show much further along than anyone knew.

Problem is we are going to have to go in there to find out. Then all you squealing lawyer types will be saying.......Oh I guess we did the right thing. What a joke you are. I was beginning to believe in some of the things you were saying but no more.

be all that you can be Eddie.



Scott King of Dogs

 

[djv]

Scott where you been? Have not heard much from you lately. I see you came back with all guns blazing.

 

[AR182]

Of course this may not be the drones that Colin Powell was talking about. It seems strange to me that all of a sudden saddam wants to show reporters a drone, weeks after Powell's talk in front of the un. The question I have, is why didn't they show this drone immediately after Powell's presentation?

 

[ferdville]

The entire inspection process is ludicrous. if you were a teenager that smoked pot and your dad announced that in exactly 3 weeks he would search your room, would you have any weed in there? It is preposterous. first they say they have ALREADY disarmed, then the inspectors find something else. Ooops - we forgot about that one. It has been going on for 17 years. That paper plane he showed the world was a fake to be sure. Do people believe that Iraq is such a backward country that they couldn't produce a drone? My continuation high school's science class would make one. Hell, they just made a robot that does all sorts of things. This is a dog and pony show, pure and simple. But I guess there are those out there that prefer to trust Saddam Hussein more than they would trust the likes of Powell.

 

[ferdville]

This comes from the 3/13 edition of the Orange County Register.
It is in regard to the harmless little balsa wood drone that the Iraquis trotted out for view yeaterday. Here is the quote from Hiro Ueki, a spokesman for the weapons inspectors in Bagdad:

"Very little of (the vehicle's) physical characteristics correspond with what was declared. The engines are different; so is the makeup of the body. The payload is different. The whole issue of drones remains under investigation."


The Iraquis also stated that the wingspan, declared at half the size in documents, was simply the result of a typing error.

Who could possibly imagine that Hussein was pulling a fast one?

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Orange County Register, huh. Thats about as conservative of a paper as my local fish wrap.

Since there are conflicting stories about the drones, why don't we wait and see as to what is actually found. Then we can debate if these drones are worth the probable loss of thousands of lives.

Ed

 

[THE KOD]

Orange County Register, huh. Thats about as conservative of a paper as my local fish wrap.

Since there are conflicting stories about the drones, why don't we wait and see as to what is actually found. Then we can debate if these drones are worth the probable loss of thousands of lives.

Ed

You get me Eddie when you talk about this paper and that station being conservative or whatever. Quit labeling and just use logic will ya bud.

Conflicting storys. yeh right. Your about as american as a piece of toilet paper Edward. Stand behind your president and lets get this thing done. Your freedom is at stake.

I read where they said that the large cities in America are fairly well set up for dirty bomb emergencys and such. But the smaller cities maybe like the one you live in Eddie are vulnerable.

Maybe they will blow one in your city Eddie. Then when you can't go downtown for 20 years due to radiation residual maybe you will change your hat.


Yours in christ


Scott King of Dogs

 

[ferdville]

Conflicting stories? Let's wait and see? I continue to find it amazing that some people have put more faith and trust in Saddam Hussein than they have in their own government officials. Who should I believe - Colin Powell or Saddam Hussein? Maybe we should wait and see.

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

Ed,

that is the problem, there may be no time to WAIT AND SEE....
:shrug: