Week 2. Why do they call me Maggot?

[Maggot]

When I was in first grade my Ol' man made my lunch for school one day. He made me a liverwurst sangwich. While I was eating it something fell out of it. You guessed it.. It was a nice little maggot. My Nemesis Looper saw it and started telling all the kids that my sangwich had Maggots in it. I did what any other self respecting 7 year old would do. I ate the maggot before anyone could see it and called him a liar. Unfortunately the teacher grabbed a hold of the rest of my sangwich and opened it up to find it was chock full of those little bastids. At that point the kids all started laughing and chanting maggot. That was the day that the Maggot was born.

Week one I was a hook a way from being someone. Backdoor hit me in the ass in the Jets game.

Just a recap for book keeping purposes



I'm going to post 5 games every week. Sides or totals. I'm using this site to track my progress as I bet my local bartender that I could hit some benchmarks.
Go over 58% on straight plays
over 65% on best bets
Hit 5 three team parlays out of the 17 weeks
Hit 10 3 team teasers out of 17

He is giving me 10 to 1 odds I can't do it.

On to the action
Jets -5.5 loss -1100
Ravens Pk loss-110
Texans-3 win +100
Philly under52.5 win + 100
Giant over 47 win +100

Jets are my best bet. Parlayed the top 3 for 1 unit and teased them son of a bitches for 2

Straight 3-2 60%
Best Bets 0-1
Totals 2-0
Parlays 0-1 -100
Teasers 1-0 +200

 

[Maggot]

Week 2 Action
Saints -6 (-120)
Ravens-2.5
Philly over 53.5

Carolina under 43.5
Bears +7.5

Saints are my bb
Parlayed top 3 for 1 unit
Teaser Looks solid Saints +3.5/Ravens+7.5/ Philly over 43.5
for 2 units

 

[Cortez]

Haha great story! Paints a nice little picture, I can see it all now. Poor little maggot...

Good luck on your plays man, I'm with you on the Ravens, haven't looked at many others yet. Hope you show that bartender who's boss! Don't piss him off too much though... an angry bartender isn't good for anyone.

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[Maggot]

Little surprised the line didnt get to 3 on the ravens tonight. Still think it is the right side. looking at a pizza and a 12 pack for dinner. Better send out for reinforcements.opcorn2

 

[hedgehog]

Awesome story :0074

Good luck this week Maggot

 

[Maggot]

Thanks hog...
Local at the tavern who takes a lot of action is trying to lay off some action,


He is taking all steeler money.. :SIB

 

[Maggot]

14 beers 6 wings and 8 slices of pizza. Time to give the queen a dutch oven. I feel even better about my Saints best bet. People downplayed the Ravens because the bengals got them. And the line on the saints game is low because they lost and the Browns nearly beat Pitt. Saints roll

 

[Jord20]

When I was in first grade my Ol' man made my lunch for school one day. He made me a liverwurst sangwich. While I was eating it something fell out of it. You guessed it.. It was a nice little maggot. My Nemesis Looper saw it and started telling all the kids that my sangwich had Maggots in it. I did what any other self respecting 7 year old would do. I ate the maggot before anyone could see it and called him a liar. Unfortunately the teacher grabbed a hold of the rest of my sangwich and opened it up to find it was chock full of those little bastids. At that point the kids all started laughing and chanting maggot. That was the day that the Maggot was born.

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That is great. Excellent on so many levels.

 

[Maggot]

Bought Back the Bears Bet... Too many injuries and uncertainty for this guy.

Replaced it With Arizona +1 (Local)

 

[Maggot]

Lost my bb again. still can turn a nice profit if the Eagles game is over tomorrow

 

[Maggot]

Need the Cheesesteaks to go over to go 4 out of 5 and hit the teaser. I would settle out of court to hit the teaser. Profit is profit.

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