WEEKLY CONTEST AT 1VICE!

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I thought this week we could have you guys put up your WORSE PICK-UP-LINE that you have actually used (BE HONEST)! Also tell us what the response was!


The prize will be a $300 free play!
Must have an active account to play!


One entry per Madjacker!


Starts right now and ends Wednesday at 6pm eastern and then the polls will be open for 2 hours to have you all vote!


Thanks
Griffin

1VICE.COM

 

[airportis]

"is your last name gilette? youre the best a man can get"

:facepalm:

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

"I used to Loop on the Nationwide Tour"

 

[The Joker]

Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

 

[The Boys]

Hey, I bet nobody?s ever picked you up like this before.(Toss condom onto table.)

 

[GRIFFIN112]

Hey, I bet nobody?s ever picked you up like this before.(Toss condom onto table.)

All Great so far, but I want to hear what the women said back to you as well! How did it turn out?

Thats were it gets funny!

 

[greggraffin]

not in the contest, but the betsy ross line is one of my faves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H5sMRx_BqA

 

[GRIFFIN112]

Thats great, I have never seen that movie!

 

[BUCSnotYUCKS]

This happened last summer, was totally joking with the girl, and apparently she didn't have a sense of humor lol

I went to a party at a friends house with friends. There was a girl there that's friends with the girl's house we went to.

Random Girl - "I don't think I know you, what's your name?"
ME - "Rufus, short for the roofies I'm gonna put in your drink later."
ME - "What's your name by the way, so I remember when we're both drunk and having sex later tonight?"
Random Girl - "YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE", followed by a slap...I still laughed haha...as well did the audience in attendance lol

 

[GRIFFIN112]

This happened last summer, was totally joking with the girl, and apparently she didn't have a sense of humor lol

I went to a party at a friends house with friends. There was a girl there that's friends with the girl's house we went to.

Random Girl - "I don't think I know you, what's your name?"
ME - "Rufus, short for the roofies I'm gonna put in your drink later."
ME - "What's your name by the way, so I remember when we're both drunk and having sex later tonight?"
Random Girl - "YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE", followed by a slap...I still laughed haha...as well did the audience in attendance lol

LOL,, good one! your the 1st one to actually tell how the story turned out!

 

[BUCSnotYUCKS]

LOL,, good one! your the 1st one to actually tell how the story turned out!

not how i planned :facepalm: :mj07:

however, friends call me rufus now all the time haha

 

[GRIFFIN112]

not how i planned :facepalm: :mj07:

however, friends call me rufus now all the time haha

Thats Classic.....

 

[airportis]

All Great so far, but I want to hear what the women said back to you as well! How did it turn out?

Thats were it gets funny!

no overly funny result with mine...I got a "you're a fucking moron" eye roll and her and her friend walked off. Then left there in that awkward moment hoping nobody else actually saw or heard and slowly take the walk of shame back to your friends. :facepalm:

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

"Do you have any kids? Want some that look like me?"

Works pretty well but I did get slapped once. :mj07:

 

[GRIFFIN112]

no overly funny result with mine...I got a "you're a fucking moron" eye roll and her and her friend walked off. Then left there in that awkward moment hoping nobody else actually saw or heard and slowly take the walk of shame back to your friends. :facepalm:

What??? That is hilarious man!!!

 

[GRIFFIN112]

Well since there is only 6 entries I am just going to choose a winner!

Congratulations to BUCSnotYUCKS,,, a $300 free play has been added to your account!

The other 5 posters will all receive a $25 free play just for the hell of it!

Email me your account #'s and poster-name!
griffin@1vice.com

Thanks to ALL

 

[kickserv]

Very nice of ya GRIFFIN112. :0074

Can't believe I missed this thread........:facepalm:

I sat out some because I won earlier , but would have got in on this one if I saw it.

Whoops:facepalm:

 

[GRIFFIN112]

Very nice of ya GRIFFIN112. :0074

Can't believe I missed this thread........:facepalm:

I sat out some because I won earlier , but would have got in on this one if I saw it.

Whoops:facepalm:

No worries we are going to do something cool for the NHL PLAYOFFS as well!

I am waiting on the guys who posted to email me their account# so I can add the free play!

 

[kickserv]

:0074

 

[Hashish]

Don't think it is appropriate to joke about rape, and find it reprehensible that it was rewarded in this contest.