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GL DELL

for those of you who don't know dell, he comes from other boards where presumably he's been kicked off all of them.

only a matter of time before he finds a way to piss jack off and be banned here. I see a pattern with dell

but if you give him a chance he can be quite funny

gl dell
 

Dell Dude

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This monkey shitt is LIVE and IN PLAY!

D/Backs 0-0, top 3rd
Angels 2-0 bottom 1st
 

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Thread programming note: At 8pm, it is Lost time - the show not the parlay. Then American Idol vote off time. This shitt is still LIVE and IN PLAY

D'Backs 4-1, end 4
Angels 4-2 top third

Calling D'Backs, Angles and Angles OVER...
 

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Good to see you posting again, Dell.

Best of luck and keep the posts coming.
 

Dell Dude

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Let's just fukkin go 4-2 and get rid of Scotty the Body and we'll call it a night.
 

Dell Dude

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WSEXY

BOSTON: ARROYO (-130)
& OVER +9.5 (-120)
CLEVELAND: SABATHIA (+105)
MILWAUKEE: G GLOVER (+120)

$20.00 to win $272.57
 

Dell Dude

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$24 deposit. 2-0-1 with suicide BJ. All or nothing.

Pinnacle

MLB Baseball
Atlanta Braves 5-May-2005 4:35 PM PST
Money Line for Game -162
B. Backe must start J. Thomson must start

Risking 84.00 to Win 51.85 USD
 

Dell Dude

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VIP - Very Important Parlay

ATLANTA to win (-170)
& Over 8.5(+105)
INDIANA to win (-4.5)
& Under 185

$50.00 to win $536.06

Deadicated to Kendra of the Apprentice.

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"I have a silly grin on my face like a girl who just had sex."
 

Dell Dude

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So far so good, although I now wish I didn't choose the Braves as my straight putt. That could be the one bet I lose out of four. At 8pm, it's Survivor time then The Apprentice. So I'll be switching to my sports pager and watching Kendra make it to the Final Two!
 

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The goal this weekend is to win a $1000 4-6 team parlay. That happens, thread ON. 4-2 Braves, bottom one. Calling side and OVER!
 

Dell Dude

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The Pinnacle bet was secondary. I didn't call the VIP parlay the Very Important Parlay for nothing. That's the one I needed to hit. So I tried to get that $600 back with suicide BJ.
























BUSTED. This concludes the first week of my suicide parlay thread. I'm going to sleep in and surf free porn sites until probably next Wednesday. :-(
 

Dell Dude

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WSEXY

Cubs (-190)
White Sox (-103)
Braves (-137)
Wizards (-270)

4 Play Parlay: Wagered $100.00 to win $613.13

No comment.
 

Dell Dude

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