You know ....... the ones where you can't even pick your nose when that boogies' sitting right there :SIB :mj07:
You finished up your homework, crunched all the numbers, went over the stats and matchups and confidently pressed the submit button to solidify the wagers you know will increase the size of your account :00hour
You go outside, fire up the mower, and don't even mind when you run over those branches that will eventually dull your blade enough to pull the grass insead of cutting it. No worries. You'll have enough in the off-shore to request a withdrawl and have the local hardware man sharpen 'em right back up. Minor expense taken out of all that winning cash
Nothing can remove the euphoria you're anticipating when you get back inside and relax with your first frosted mug of Michelob :mj06:
You sit down at the computer and open up the ESPN scoreboard and check out the scores that will confirm the cockiness in your choices of the day. Your best two plays of the day are doggie lines you swear the books put out there while under the influence. I made sure I was quick to take advantage of them before they realized their mistake
WTF. Third innning and your POD is down 4-0. Well, you have to expect to lose one of your underdog plays. Afterall ..... they weren't expected to win :moon:
The next score reveals another upset (in your eyes) in the making as your second favorite choice of the evening is behind 5-0 in the third. You find yourself cursing Allen Iverson rants, "WTF .... It's only the Cubs" :142smilie
Now, with your confidence shaken, you slowwwwwwwwwly scroll down to find your first winner. Yep, they're only down 3-zip. Well, things are improving.:142smilie
Please God, how about a winner. There's one!!!!! A big doggie up 4-0 :jump: Wait .... you didn't play that one :mj17:
Six nice doggie plays for the day and my first three are all no-shows. Nice thing about the mutts though is you can go 3-3, or 3-4 and still end up in the positive
Nope .... they're down 3-0
Hey!!!!! A ray of hope :mj06: Only down 1-zip
Yes!!!! #6 has me up 1-0 :toast:
I'll just have to drown my sorrows tomorrow on Lake Erie. Heading out in the morning for a 3-day trip. That first marble eye in the net will ease the sting of any loss :00hour
The games are only half over (far from over) ..... yeh, like that reverse psychology crap is gonna work in your own thread :mj07:
See ya in three gentlemen. May all your picks .... be winners dance2
You finished up your homework, crunched all the numbers, went over the stats and matchups and confidently pressed the submit button to solidify the wagers you know will increase the size of your account :00hour
You go outside, fire up the mower, and don't even mind when you run over those branches that will eventually dull your blade enough to pull the grass insead of cutting it. No worries. You'll have enough in the off-shore to request a withdrawl and have the local hardware man sharpen 'em right back up. Minor expense taken out of all that winning cash
Nothing can remove the euphoria you're anticipating when you get back inside and relax with your first frosted mug of Michelob :mj06:You sit down at the computer and open up the ESPN scoreboard and check out the scores that will confirm the cockiness in your choices of the day. Your best two plays of the day are doggie lines you swear the books put out there while under the influence. I made sure I was quick to take advantage of them before they realized their mistake
WTF. Third innning and your POD is down 4-0. Well, you have to expect to lose one of your underdog plays. Afterall ..... they weren't expected to win :moon:
The next score reveals another upset (in your eyes) in the making as your second favorite choice of the evening is behind 5-0 in the third. You find yourself cursing Allen Iverson rants, "WTF .... It's only the Cubs" :142smilie
Now, with your confidence shaken, you slowwwwwwwwwly scroll down to find your first winner. Yep, they're only down 3-zip. Well, things are improving.:142smilie
Please God, how about a winner. There's one!!!!! A big doggie up 4-0 :jump: Wait .... you didn't play that one :mj17:
Six nice doggie plays for the day and my first three are all no-shows. Nice thing about the mutts though is you can go 3-3, or 3-4 and still end up in the positive
Nope .... they're down 3-0
Hey!!!!! A ray of hope :mj06: Only down 1-zip
Yes!!!! #6 has me up 1-0 :toast:
I'll just have to drown my sorrows tomorrow on Lake Erie. Heading out in the morning for a 3-day trip. That first marble eye in the net will ease the sting of any loss :00hour
The games are only half over (far from over) ..... yeh, like that reverse psychology crap is gonna work in your own thread :mj07:
See ya in three gentlemen. May all your picks .... be winners dance2
