(what Day Is It)

[beantownjim]

JACK MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK IS ALL F-CKED UP COULD SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT DAY IT IS.YESTERDAY FELT LIKE A SUNDAY TODAY FEELS LIKE A MONDAY I DONT HAVE A CLUE TO WHAT DAY TODAY IS.I AM UP AT 5AM AND ITS 100 DEGREES AND HUMID AND I HAVE AN 8.30 TEE TIME FOR SUNDAY IS TODAY SUNDAY OR WAS YESTERDAY SUNDAY I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM BETWEEN THIS WEIRD HOLIDAY AND THE WEATHER MY MIND IS NOT FUNCTIONING.BOYS THE HEAT IS UNBEARABLE HERE IN BEANTOWN AS I GET OLDER I THINK THE 4 SEASONS ARE TAKING A TOLL ON MY BODY.MY BONES HURT ME IN THE COLD THE HEAT AND HUMIDITY KNOCK ME OUT I NEED A PLACE TO LIVE WHERE THE TEMPETURE STAYS AT 65 TO 70 YEAR ROUND AND NO HUMIDITY I HEARD SAN DIEGO WAS LIKE THAT.THE ONE DRAW BACK ABOUT DIEGO I AM NOT TO FOND OF MEXICANS AND I DONT FEEL LIKE CHASING THEM OUT OF MY BACK YARD AND BACK TO THE BORDER:nooo: THESE LAST 2 WEEKS IN BOSTON HAVE BEEN VERY HUMID AND I STILL HAVE 2 EMPTY APARTMENTS ANYBODY IN THE FORUM WANT TO MOVE TO SOUTH BOSTON ILL GIVE THEM THE MADJACKS RENT DISCOUNT 20% BONUS OFF THE GOING RENT WITH A SIX MONTH ROLL OVER THIS MEANS YOU HAVE TO STAY IN THE APARTMENT FOR AT LEAST 6 MONTHS.I CANT BELIEVE I AM ASKING A BUNCH OF DEGENERATE,DEADBEAT,GAMBLERS IF THEY WANT TO RENT AN APARTMENT HALF THE KIDS IN THIS FORUM ARE STILL AT HOME WITH MA AND DAD WHERE I WILL BE IF I DONT RENT THESE UNITS AND START LOOKING FOR A PART TIME JOB.MY WIFE DOESNT LIKE WHAT THE NEIGHBORS ARE SAYING LATELY THAT SHE HAS A LAZY HUSBAND HE HAS BEEN RETIRED FOR 2 YEARS AND HES ONLY 43 THE WORD IS OUT.JACK F-CK THE NEIGHBORS I HEARD NOT WORKING CAN ADD 10 YEARS TO YOUR LIFE IS THIS TRUE JACK YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU NEVER WORKED A DAY IN YOUR LIFE SO BOYS WHAT DAY IS IT I NEED TO KNOW I DONT WANT TO BE LATE FOR MY TEE TIME I AM GOING BACK TO BED SO LONG FELLAS HAVE A NICE 4TH OF JULY

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE MY 660 DOLLARS THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER:thefinger

 

[buddy]

I started on a journey, about a year ago
To a little town called Morrow in the state of O-hi-o
I've never been much of a traveller, so I really didn't know
That Morrow would be the hardest place I'd ever try to go!


I went down to the station for my ticket and applied
For tips regarding Morrow not expecting to be guyed (means fooled)
Said I, "My friend," I'd like to go to Morrow and return
No later than tomorrow, for I haven't time to burn."

"Said he to me, "now let me see if I have heard you right--
You'd like to go to Morrow and return tomorrow night"
"You should have gone to Morrow yesterday and back today
For the train today to Morrow is a mile upon its way....


"If you had gone to Morrow yesterday now don't you see
You could have gone to Morrow and returned today at three.
For the train today to Morrow, if the schedule is right
Today it goes to Morrow and returns tomorrow night.


Said I," My friend, it seems to me you're talking through your hat
There is a town called Morrow on the line, now tell me that!"
"There is," said he, "but take from me a quiet little tip
To go from here to Morrow is a fourteen hour trip.


"The train today to Morrow leaves today at half past five
At half-past ten tomorrow is the time it should arrive
So if from here to Morrow is a fourteen hour jump
Can you get anywhere tomorrow and get back today, you chump?"


"Said I," I'd like to go to Morrow, so can I go today
And get to Morrow by tonight if there is no delay?"
"Well, well", said he to me, "and I've got no more to say
Can you get anywhere tomorrow and get back again today?"


Said I,"I guess you know it all, but kindly let me say
How can I get to Morrow if I leave this town today?"
Said he,"You cannot get to Morrow anymore today
For the train that goes to Morrow is a mile upon its way!"


I was so disappointed I was mad enough to swear,
The train had gone to Morrow and it left me standing there.
The man was right in tellin' me that I was a howlin' jay
I could not go to Morrow, so I guess in town I'll stay.

 

[Nole]

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Damn buddy, I'm drained after that.

Beantown may have a meltdown after readin' that one.

nole

 

[freelancc]

i agree with you....:SIB way to challenging to read so early in the morning.. but the moral of the story is a good one..

 

[THE KOD]

beanhead

Its Saturday and your a idiot.


KOD

 

[chump]

jimbo, how about a winner for us working stiffs??

thanks buddy

 

[timbo]

San Diego would work out fine. Just find a gated community with "private security."

 

[THE KOD]

beantownjim was robbed again by Cascade

KOD

 

[THE KOD]

San Diego would work out fine. Just find a gated community with "private security."

.....................

LOL

a gayted community ! hahaha

KOD