What does "in heat" mean?

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to take their dog for a walk. Mom tells Jimmy, "Oh, no honey......Molly is in heat?

The boy has no idea what she is talking about, and naturally asks, "What's in heat ?"

The mother thinks fast and tells the boy to go ask his father. Dad is out in the garage, and Jimmy says, "Mom, says I can't take Molly for a walk cause she's in heat.....what's that mean?"

At a loss for words, dad quickly grabs the gas can, pours some on a rag, and wipes it all over Molly's backside. "There.....take her for a walk."

About an hour later the boy comes home without the dog. Mom and dad are sitting in the living room and ask "Where's Molly"?

"As we were walking past the Miller house, Molly ran outta gas........Their dog is pushing her home."
 
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