what does IUPUI stand for??
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an indian tribe
an indian tribe
known for not being good basketball players.....iupui( in native american) means "airball".........reservation is located right next to the confused "heckawees"(as in "where the heck are we?").....for all you old "f troop" fans.....
an indian tribe
known for not being good basketball players.....iupui( in native american) means "airball".........reservation is located right next to the confused "heckawees"(as in "where the heck are we?").....for all you old "f troop" fans.....
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An Auburn, Tennessee and an IUPUI student were all having lunch together on a bridge outside Birmingham. The Auburn student opens his lunch box and says, "A hotdog again! if i have to eat one more hotdog i'm going to jump off this bridge!"
The Tennessee student then opens his lunch box and exclaims, "Salad again! if i have to eat salad one more time i'm going to jump too!"
Lastly the IUPUI student opens his lunchbox and complains, "Peanut butter and jelly! if i get peanut butter and jelly one more time i'm going to end it all too!"
The next day the Auburn student finds another hotdog and jumps... the Tennessee student got salad again and threw himself off the bridge too... finally the IUPUI student finds peanut butter and jelly again and jumps to his demise as well.
Later when the three mothers were grieving the Auburn mother cries, "If i had only known he didn't like hotdogs," and the Tennessee mother cried, "I thought salad was good for him." The IUPUI mother then exclaimed, "I don't understand... he fixed his own lunch!"
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yes, yes, i know what you're thinking...why would the IUPUI student be hanging out with people from Auburn and Tennessee....??
:moon: :moon: :nono:
THAT was a joke, btw....
The Tennessee student then opens his lunch box and exclaims, "Salad again! if i have to eat salad one more time i'm going to jump too!"
Lastly the IUPUI student opens his lunchbox and complains, "Peanut butter and jelly! if i get peanut butter and jelly one more time i'm going to end it all too!"
The next day the Auburn student finds another hotdog and jumps... the Tennessee student got salad again and threw himself off the bridge too... finally the IUPUI student finds peanut butter and jelly again and jumps to his demise as well.
Later when the three mothers were grieving the Auburn mother cries, "If i had only known he didn't like hotdogs," and the Tennessee mother cried, "I thought salad was good for him." The IUPUI mother then exclaimed, "I don't understand... he fixed his own lunch!"
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yes, yes, i know what you're thinking...why would the IUPUI student be hanging out with people from Auburn and Tennessee....??
:moon: :moon: :nono:
THAT was a joke, btw....
:brows: dance2 :lol: :lol: :lol: .........:lol2 :violin:...the violin means henny youngman would be proud......good stuff...
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not to beat a dead horse, but......
where are all the IUPUI students in this forum to defend themselves....????
:lol: :lol: moon1
where are all the IUPUI students in this forum to defend themselves....????
:lol: :lol: moon1
i think they're trying to find sweatshirts big enough to put their school name on them.
i'm glad i posed the question...it was worth the responses.
i'm glad i posed the question...it was worth the responses.
henny
henny
my wife is always complaining,"you never take me anywhere,you never take me anywhere.....i want you to take someplace that i`ve never been to!"..........i said okay,and i walked her into the kitchen:walk: :violin: :brows: ......rimshot.....
henny
my wife is always complaining,"you never take me anywhere,you never take me anywhere.....i want you to take someplace that i`ve never been to!"..........i said okay,and i walked her into the kitchen:walk: :violin: :brows: ......rimshot.....
a little more of "henny"essey...
a little more of "henny"essey...
Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.
a little more of "henny"essey...
Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.
more classics:
- Now, the band that inspired that great saying "Stop The Music!!"
- Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
- She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
- Now, the band that inspired that great saying "Stop The Music!!"
- Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
- She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
During an oral exam on history, an IUPUI professor asked each student to name the most mystifying invention of the 20th century. One IUPUI student responded that the thermos bottle was the most mystifying invention. When asked why, he explained: "It keeps the hot stuff hot. It keeps the cold stuff cold. How does it know?"
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Two IUPUI students, Leo and Sam, parked their car and got out, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition. Realizing the mistake, Leo asked, "Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it." "No, that won't work" answered Sam. "People will think we're trying to break in." Then Leo suggested, "What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?" "No," said Sam. "People will think we're too dumb to use a coat hanger." "Well," sighed Leo, "we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain and the sun roof is open!"
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Two IUPUI students, Leo and Sam, parked their car and got out, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition. Realizing the mistake, Leo asked, "Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it." "No, that won't work" answered Sam. "People will think we're trying to break in." Then Leo suggested, "What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?" "No," said Sam. "People will think we're too dumb to use a coat hanger." "Well," sighed Leo, "we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain and the sun roof is open!"
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henny-itis
henny-itis
a cop stopped me one night while i was driving drunk.....he walked up to my driver`s side window and said,"i smell liquor......can you identify yourself?"........i looked into the rearview mirror and said....,"yeah,that`s me."
henny-itis
a cop stopped me one night while i was driving drunk.....he walked up to my driver`s side window and said,"i smell liquor......can you identify yourself?"........i looked into the rearview mirror and said....,"yeah,that`s me."
Dr. Welzah's here tonight, he's a wonderful Doctor, gave a guy six months to live, couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months...... I love this crowd!
Henny Youngman, more importantly from the greatest movie of all time, its name doesn't even have to be mentioned its that damn good.
Henny Youngman, more importantly from the greatest movie of all time, its name doesn't even have to be mentioned its that damn good.
"I take my wife everywhere.. but she finds her way home"
"I said to my wife where do you want to go for your anniversary, she said I want to go some place I've never been before, I said ok, how bout the kitchen"
Farrah's dressing room??? I didn't know the late Henny hooks it up with your sister, I guess thats cool..
later I like BC-6 and the G'Town/Tenn U 142 2night...
"I said to my wife where do you want to go for your anniversary, she said I want to go some place I've never been before, I said ok, how bout the kitchen"
Farrah's dressing room??? I didn't know the late Henny hooks it up with your sister, I guess thats cool..
later I like BC-6 and the G'Town/Tenn U 142 2night...
