What I learned today.....

Heatspix

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1. There are certain teams you should never bet on. This list includes, but is not limited to, Texas, Kentucky, Maryland, Army, Wisconsin, Temple, Maryland, Colorado and Oklahoma.

2. Landry Jones wears Hello Kitty panties.

3. Charlie Weis deserves a refund for his lap band surgery.

4. Will Muschamp vs. John Gruden would be the greatest "Staring Contest" of all time.

5. The University of Southern Cal is the most overrated team in the Country.

6. Manti Te'o eats dynamite and drinks kerosene.

7. The same Georgia fans that were screaming "Fire Richt" before the Florida game, are probably still screaming "Fire Richt" after it.

8. Alabama would beat the following NFL teams....Browns, Chiefs, Panthers, Raiders, Jaguars, Cardinals, Lions and Rams.

9. For a school full of brilliant Asian students, Georgia Tech plays like a bunch of Retarded Rednecks!

10. Lou Holtz is so excited about Notre Dame that his slobber is oozing from my TV Speakers!




Good Night Folx!
 

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After watching UW the last 2 weeks, play against them on the road and on them at home! Wins over Stanford and Oregon St. at home now......but man are they are horrible on the road!
 

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Agree with No 2...... Landry Jones....I was warned that in big games he sucks...but no way with the big bad Notre Dame coming to Norman....he started out on fire but Kelley put those 2 safety's 30 yds from the line of scrimmage and said beat us with your short game and we will stop your running game...Jones never adjusted and when he threw long he over threw...thank you Landry...lost mucho boxes *****'s
 

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Agree with No 2...... Landry Jones....I was warned that in big games he sucks...but no way with the big bad Notre Dame coming to Norman....he started out on fire but Kelley put those 2 safety's 30 yds from the line of scrimmage and said beat us with your short game and we will stop your running game...Jones never adjusted and when he threw long he over threw...thank you Landry...lost mucho boxes *****'s

How about that Stoops outcoached in a big again, what a surprise lol. But in all seriousness, I never thought Jones and Stoops would double screw up and they did.
 

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Agree with No 2...... Landry Jones....I was warned that in big games he sucks...but no way with the big bad Notre Dame coming to Norman....he started out on fire but Kelley put those 2 safety's 30 yds from the line of scrimmage and said beat us with your short game and we will stop your running game...Jones never adjusted and when he threw long he over threw...thank you Landry...lost mucho boxes *****'s



Agree 100% Box, Oklahoma cost me an 8 team parlay, and a 15 team teaser, as it turned out. It was not one of the last games so I couldn't back it up.
 

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1. There are certain teams you should never bet on. This list includes, but is not limited to, Texas, Kentucky, Maryland, Army, Wisconsin, Temple, Maryland, Colorado and Oklahoma.

2. Landry Jones wears Hello Kitty panties.

3. Charlie Weis deserves a refund for his lap band surgery.






Good Night Folx!

:mj07:
 

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Agree with No 2...... Landry Jones....I was warned that in big games he sucks...but no way with the big bad Notre Dame coming to Norman....he started out on fire but Kelley put those 2 safety's 30 yds from the line of scrimmage and said beat us with your short game and we will stop your running game...Jones never adjusted and when he threw long he over threw...thank you Landry...lost mucho boxes *****'s

Sounds about like what Penn State (with their great defense) did with Vinny T and Miami several years ago; let them catch those short ones and then punish the receiver.
 

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1. There are certain teams you should never bet on. This list includes, but is not limited to, Texas, Kentucky, Maryland, Army, Wisconsin, Temple, Maryland, Colorado and Oklahoma.

2. Landry Jones wears Hello Kitty panties.

3. Charlie Weis deserves a refund for his lap band surgery.

4. Will Muschamp vs. John Gruden would be the greatest "Staring Contest" of all time.

5. The University of Southern Cal is the most overrated team in the Country.

6. Manti Te'o eats dynamite and drinks kerosene.

7. The same Georgia fans that were screaming "Fire Richt" before the Florida game, are probably still screaming "Fire Richt" after it.

8. Alabama would beat the following NFL teams....Browns, Chiefs, Panthers, Raiders, Jaguars, Cardinals, Lions and Rams.

9. For a school full of brilliant Asian students, Georgia Tech plays like a bunch of Retarded Rednecks!

10. Lou Holtz is so excited about Notre Dame that his slobber is oozing from my TV Speakers!

Good Night Folx!

Good stuff, Heat. :mj07: I have a few more to suggest adding to you list: Auburn, Purdue, Iowa, Illinois, Idaho, Washington State, Southern Miss, Memphis, and Tennessee. :lol:
 
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