What is your fine?

hedgehog

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This is HILARIOUS! Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine. I know it may have
been awhile for some of us but if you've done it, it counts! You owe that fine! Title your bulletin
'_______'s Bail is $......'
you don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

1) Smoked pot__$10
2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk__$50
3) Cheated on your significant other__$10
4) Been in love wit two people at the same time__$50
5) Said you love someone but you didn't mean it__$25
6) Went streaking__$5
7) Went streaking in broad daylight__$15
8) Kissed a co-worker__$20
9) Kissed your boss__$50
10) Been arrested__$5
11) Spent time in jail__$15
12) Peed in pool__$0.50
13) Played spin the bottle__$5
14) Done something you regret__$20
15) Slept with your best friend__$20
16) Been in love with a stripper__$20
17) Went skinny dipping__$5
18) Been slapped__$5
19) Slapped someone__$5
20) Beat up someone__$20
21) Been jumped__$10
22) Ever had sex at church__$25
23) Dated someone you met on myspace__$25
24) Cheated on test__$50
25) Vandalized something__$20
26) Slept with someone in parent's bed(EWWW!)__$100
27) Crossed dressed__$10
28) Given money to a stripper__$25
29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket__$30
30) Been in love with a stripper__$20
31) Kissed someone whose name you didn't know__$10
32) Hit on someone of the same sex while at work__$15
33) Ever drive drunk__$20
34) Used toys while having sex__$30
35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before__$20
36) Had sex in a pool__$20
37) Masterbated__$10
38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend__$20
39) Done oral__$5
40) Got oral__$5
41) Done/got oral in car while it was moving__$25
42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person next to you__$40
43) Stole something__$10
44) Slept with someone who has been in jail__$25
45) Made a dirty home video__$15
46) Plan on making a home video in the near future__$30
47) Had a threesome__$50
48) Had sex in a public place__$20
49) Been in same room while someone was having sex__$25
50) Stole something worth over a hundred dollars__$20
51) Had sex with someone 10 years older__$20
52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student__$25
53) Lied to your mate__$5
54) Lied to your mate about sex being good--$25
 

SixFive

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peed in the pool, eh hedgehog?? :mj07:

I did this on facebook a few weeks back and I was in the 300s. I've lived a sheltered life! :mj07:
 

hedgehog

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peed in the pool, eh hedgehog?? :mj07:

when I was a kid, I peed in the pool, not as an adult:mj07:

I have lived a sheltered life too, the one about having sex in your parents bed added 100 to my fine even though I was already married it should not count:mj07:

I posted it here instead of facebook, It will be more fun on here if there is participation
 
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SixFive

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415.50 :mj07:

I'm a
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dogface

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585.50, that is tolerable.

But, why I am getting fined for using toys while having sex. I am asking for an appeal on that, and a numerous others. Getting oral while driving, should be an absolute reduction in my mind!!!!

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$510.50
Had to think a bit on some of them being the old codger I am.
 
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