What makes you a man?

[wareagle]

lets hear em fellas :clap:

for me...well..this morning i ate a steak for breakfast, this afternoon i washed my hands with diesal fuel before lunch, tonight i plan on curb checking a queer...and i love the smell of my own farts and i have shit in woods on multiple occasions

what about you?

 

[yyz]

This afternoon, I banged the neighbor lady while her husband was away. When we were done, she fed me some leftover steak from his breakfast...............

 

[LetsMakeMoney]

This afternoon, I banged the neighbor lady while her husband was away. When we were done, she fed me some leftover steak from his breakfast...............

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[no pepper]

...so the other day I am bangin the wife's best friend, while eating from a bucket of Diablo Dave's hot wings. Got sportscenter on pretty loud so I don't hear the wife's car pull into the garage. She walks in with the groceries and stocks the fridge with my 30-pack of Busch for the weekend. When she enters the bedroom and discovers me interlocked amourously with her friend, I reach over and confidently slap her on the ass, "Relax, you're next!" said I.

 

[wareagle]

...so the other day I am bangin the wife's best friend, while eating from a bucket of Diablo Dave's hot wings. Got sportscenter on pretty loud so I don't hear the wife's car pull into the garage. She walks in with the groceries and stocks the fridge with my 30-pack of Busch for the weekend. When she enters the bedroom and discovers me interlocked amourously with her friend, I reach over and confidently slap her on the ass, "Relax, you're next!" said I.

:scared :clap:



clem D??? cant wait to hear you :mj14:

 

[freelancc]

When we were done, she fed me some leftover steak from his breakfast...............

:lol: :lol:

 

[Mjolnir]

yyz, that was classic.

 

[BahamaMama]

What makes you a man?

a lobotomy and snap on tools??????

 

[ALWAYS PRAYEN]

that was funny as shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i needed that!!!!!!!!!

 

[THE KOD]

and i have shit in woods on multiple occasions

what about you?

............................................................

I too have shit in the woods on multiple occasions,
but its not something I would normally bring up around mixed company.

And I screwed the neighbors wife about five times in two weeks.


yyz - that was a good one

 

[freelancc]

a lobotomy and snap on tools??????

:mj03: ...

 

[ScreaminPain]

I can use the remote with either hand....

 

[S-Love]

I have a dog named CoCo

 

[THE KOD]

I have a brother and he's in jail for shooting up a phone booth. he is just one crazy individual.

I got me a gun but I dont shoot nothing but what I am supposed to.

I only shot stuff if Im going to eat it like a duck or a rabbit.

One time my brother Wayne Eric shot a
skunk, and we cooked it and ate it.

It tasted pretty bad but my brother was hungry so he ate it all.


KOD

 

[THE KOD]

I can use the remote with either hand....

...................................................

Screamin

I think that makes you a amphibian.


:scared :scared

 

[Blackman]

I'm reading this thread while sitting on the shitter.

 

[worm44]

"I rarely wear underwear and when I do its usually something unusual"................

 

[neverteaseit]

well since i've been deployed to iraq i've jacked off to field and stream, wiped my ass with my bare hand and shook hadji's hand with that hand and banged the shit out of a female capt just to prove i could.

 

[freelancc]

One time my brother Wayne Eric shot a
skunk, and we cooked it and ate it.

It tasted pretty bad but my brother was hungry so he ate it all.
KOD

:s2: :s2:

 

[INtheBLUE]

NOT having one of these: